Amma-Chai2004-07-12T20:43:53+00:00lifetype-1.2.12_r7211http://blogs.fullhyderabad.com/rss.php?blogId=115&profile=atomCopyright (c) onetag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-07-12:506Watch-Only $10.0002004-07-12T20:43:53+05:30Was looking at the cost of the watch and it appeared that it was $10. And was thinking why there are 3 zeros after the DOT and...... why is watch placed as a show piece, when $10 is very ...one
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Was looking at the cost of the watch and it appeared that it was $10. And was thinking why there are 3 zeros after the DOT and...... why is watch placed as a show piece, when $10 is very ordinary. As i approached the watch, the DOT became a COMA !!!
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-07-06:473Shit2004-07-06T23:45:28+05:30 My colleague drinks a lot of water, probably more than 3 liters in office itself. i was curious and i asked, "how many times do you go to toilet?"
..........said, "ek ya dho bar ...one
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My colleague drinks a lot of water, probably more than 3 liters in office itself. i was curious and i asked, "how many times do you go to toilet?"
..........said, "ek ya dho bar hagga mar tha hoon".....now, how is drinking more water related to shit-ing once or twice !!
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-07-05:466As u sow, so u reap2004-07-05T15:58:53+05:30 I went to a restaurant 10 days back and when i was paying the bill, i realised that they have charged only 25$ when it should been 50$. i told them and paid 50$.
Yesterday, i went to ...one
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I went to a restaurant 10 days back and when i was paying the bill, i realised that they have charged only 25$ when it should been 50$. i told them and paid 50$.
Yesterday, i went to a restaurant and they charged me 225$, when it should have been only $175. I was almost paying it when i suddenly realized, "it shouldn't be that high" !! so, i got it corrected and paid $175.
Now, i feel, had i not paid that 25$ previously, i would have lost 50$ yesterday !! GOD is seeing everything !!
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-07-02:449PhD2004-07-02T01:46:46+05:30 What PHD Really Stands For:
P h D Patiently hoping for a Degree Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bull..., MS = More of the Same...) Professorship? hah! Dream on! Please hire. Desperate. ...one
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What PHD Really Stands For:
P h D Patiently hoping for a Degree Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bull..., MS = More of the Same...) Professorship? hah! Dream on! Please hire. Desperate. Physiologically Deficient Pour him (or her) a Drink Philosophically Disturbed Probably headed for Divorce Pathetically hopeless Dweeb Probably heavily in Debt Parents have Doubts Professors had Doubts Pheromone Deprived Probably hard to Describe Patiently headed Downhill... Permanent head Damage Pulsating heaving Disaster? Pretty homely Dork Potential heavy Drinker Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?" Professional hair Dresser Piano hauling Done Pizza Hut Driver Pretty heavily Depressed Prozac handouts Desired Pretty heavy Diploma Pathetic homeless Dreamer Protect Horney Dogs
This is a CCP job.
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-07-01:447My sister s boyfriend2004-07-01T22:40:37+05:30 They used to go to college together, take the same bus and walk into the campus together. Once in campus, they tell me that they never talk to one-another. And when the college finished, ...one
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They used to go to college together, take the same bus and walk into the campus together. Once in campus, they tell me that they never talk to one-another. And when the college finished, they met each other and walked back to the bus-stop to take the same bus.
This happened every day, every year. After graduating, my sis went to college to collect her degree, one of those few time he was not there..........and a stranger comes to her and the conversation goes........
Stranger: hello Ms.........
Sis: Do i know u?
Stranger: i am from so and so class
Sis: Oh !
Stranger: Your boy-friend did not come ?
Sis: My boy-friend ?!
Stranger: He......Mr.......
Sis: damn it !! he's my brother !!
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-07-01:445Are you a ........?2004-07-01T21:35:17+05:30 When i was in High School in India, people used to ask me .......Which college ? i used to get upset and later got used to it.
I am abroad and as my company's food almost always sucks, we go ...one
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When i was in High School in India, people used to ask me .......Which college ? i used to get upset and later got used to it.
I am abroad and as my company's food almost always sucks, we go to the nearby university for lunch. One-day a girl asked me at the beginning of a semester......
Are you a freshmen ? Orientation is this way....
...... when i finished my bachelors long ago.......
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-07-01:443What do they mean ?2004-07-01T20:03:40+05:30 I met them for the first time, my neighbours kids...... and they said, 'Hello Uncle'......time passed and they started calling me 'Anna'.....
Today they said 'Orey *****'
does that ...one
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I met them for the first time, my neighbours kids...... and they said, 'Hello Uncle'......time passed and they started calling me 'Anna'.....
Today they said 'Orey *****'
does that mean, they are not respecting me or....does that mean they consider me 'one among them'.....whatever, i prefer to say that 'they consider me as one among them'
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-06-30:435Do u want?2004-06-30T16:38:00+05:30 It was a holiday and after a good lunch, we were watching TV and relaxing. I heard a knock on the door and opened it. There was this girl with several packets on a tray and she asked me "Do ...one
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It was a holiday and after a good lunch, we were watching TV and relaxing. I heard a knock on the door and opened it. There was this girl with several packets on a tray and she asked me "Do u want it?", i thought that somebody is really stupid to send a little girl to sell their goods and said, "No".
I closed the door and sat on the couch........and my friend said, "She's our neighbour and she came to distribute sweets, today is Idd"
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-06-30:425Amma Chai2004-06-30T02:16:11+05:30 T......people live on T and i belong to the same ghetto. Morn and evening, and when-ever possible, a single T and ek chinna gold-flake.......thats the life as it used to be while i was in ...one
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T......people live on T and i belong to the same ghetto. Morn and evening, and when-ever possible, a single T and ek chinna gold-flake.......thats the life as it used to be while i was in bachelors. The canteen used to close at 6pm and if u wanted to have a cup of T, we are expected to go to Mamu' stall. hardly any one liked Mamu's T which was officially @ the cafe on campus and the T sucked big time. he was prolly competing for the Top Slot in "Worst ever Tea" with Indian Railways. Mamu's T faced tough competition from Amma Chai, the unofficial icon of our campus. It's said, if u drink T and are not an Amma Chai regular, ur not an ***ian.
At the end of the campus, where there used to be a gate (now closed) Amma Chai fluorished and the closing of the gate meant diaster for her business. Still, people love Amma Chai for her Single chai and chinna gold-flake.
As we approched the wall, we shouted, Amma: Char Single and char Chinna.......and a few minutes later she came to the wall and said "baap" and we used to climb on to the tree to collect our order and pay the money, and she used to bring the change when we returned the cups....and if it was her son, he used to jump into the campus and collect the cups.
I hear that for the same reasons the gate was closed a few yrs ago, ............... the wall was raised and a metal wire (previously cut-down) put in place. I only hope that my fellow mates have cut down the wire, else shud i discuss with the alumni association to replace Mamu with Amma Chai......after all, its the question of protecting our unofficial icon.
tag:blogs.fullhyderabad.com,2004-06-29:423She said Hello2004-06-29T20:37:24+05:30 My neighbour's daughter is beautiful. Yes, she is a beauty. Morning/evening, she used to stop at our door for a instant, so that she could peep inside our house.......i wonder y she used to ...one
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My neighbour's daughter is beautiful. Yes, she is a beauty. Morning/evening, she used to stop at our door for a instant, so that she could peep inside our house.......i wonder y she used to do this and before we could say 'Hello' she used to go away.......
Time passed, a year or more and we friends used to talk about this girl....and finally she talked one day.....ah !! she talked.......it was something like a rain in a desert, we hardly talked to girls.........we were so happy that she talked to us..........she said, "Hello, i am three years old already".