Wife and Husband

L_KINI — Fri, 18 May 2007 04:05:54 +0530

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Everybody needs his wife good-looking, smart and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

zara hatke

Wife and Husband