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Hop, Jump and wiggle (NOT)

Nuktachin — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:14:05 +0530

Hello lovelies.

I know I have been MIA for quite a while now. I was away on a holiday, by the Atlantic enjoying some seafood and indulging in shopping. I was presumably the only visible minority when I landed on a tiny island I shall call “The Island”. Why you ask? Well, because. No reason.

So the main point of this late night entry is to let you know I am back in civilization. I did smell the Island air as soon as I opened my bags. It was indeed Somptueux! (It means “magnificent” - for all you Anglophones!)

I do not know about the rest of you, but traveling is a very pleasing experience. Almost as good as an orgasm. Chocolate orgasm. Sad if you haven't tasted one yet.

Of all the random things in the world, all I really want to say is:

I am back.

The wait is over sweethearts!

Xoxo

Miss Cherie

Ketchup/Catsup

Nuktachin — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:49:46 +0530

Call me a fob but the truth of the matter is that I am a Ketchup collecting desi. No not the huge maggi sauce bottles or Heinz family pack but the ketchup sachets you get with fries, burgers, pizzas (yes I like my slice with ketchup on it), samosas. Not only ketchup, but I like collecting relish, tartar sauce, mayo and hot sauce sachets too.

Today though is only about the ketchup sachets. When I recently visited Hyderabad, after a looooong while, I noticed that they now have a McDonalds and this little glass case where they want people to throw in their unused sachets. Inasmuch as I like the idea of the sachets being reused and waste being reduced, I like the idea of housing them in my bag better. Why? Just because I asked them for extra ketchup on the side and during the time that I come across a nasty customer service rep who is stingy about handing out sachets or if I do forget to ask them for extra, I can always dig into my stash and fetch out more!

I think I have a phobia of running out of ketchup. Runoutaketchupophobia!

I like my ketchup cold with my hot fries,pizza,burger, samosa and pakoda.

Number of ketchup sachets in my bag:2

Number of sachets that tore and decorated my bag red and gooey:2

Until next time lovelies....

Miss Cherie

The Hyderabadi Sexual Appetite

Nuktachin — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:57:24 +0530

I am not sure how many of you have read the very interesting sex survey conducted by India Today magazine regarding the sexual activity of Hyderabad. I came across the article a while ago and thought it would be interesting to throw some light on the Hyderabadi sexual menu.

* Hyderabadi men are the most favorable to homosexuality in India. With 61% of the men agreeing with it. One in three men are homosexual. 22% of these are out of the closet and 13% are still in.

*One in four men agree to a sexual experience with a prostitute. Highest percent in Hyderabad and Chennai at 37%.

*83% of Hyderabadi men have had a sexual encounter with a prostitute at least once in their life.The highest percent in India.

*72% of Hyderabadi males approve of adultery. The highest percent in India.

*Approval of underage sex in Hyderabad is the highest in India at 78%

*One in every five men who was involved in partner swapping was persuaded by their partner. Again highest in Hyderabad at 52%

*Hyderabad leads with 41% of men who have experimented with sex toys

*2 out of 5 men like role playing during sex. Highest in Hyderabad at 56%

*2/3 of males feel their partner is adventurous when it comes to sex. Again highest at 84%

*Hyderabad high at men experimenting different positions during sex. 9 out of 10.

*Over one out of four men who have watched pornography watch it often. Men from Hyderabad at 54%

*Video pornography finds the highest patrons in Hyderabad at 70%

*20 percent of all porn-watching men in Hyderabad admit having made their own porn videos (LOL)

*46 percent of the females like to experiment with different positions while having sex. Hyderabad being the highest where 4 out of 5 females experiment with different positions.

So people, there is your scoop on the Hyderabadi sexual appetite. Hyderabadi men, WHAT DO YOU EAT???? Me thinks its all that gosht(meat;beef) that is making you so sexually active. As for the women, I didn't find much about their preferences but it could also be because they don't like sharing their sexual opinions.

Well lovelies,
the things I do for you all.

XOXO
Miss Cherie

Funny Hyderabadi's, Where art thou?

Nuktachin — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:53:55 +0530

I like writing.Not that I have something important to say necessarily. But, where exactly are the funny hyderabadi people from the Angrez? Do they exist? Or is it just someone's overactive imagination?

So, this is an effort to see how many hyderabadi people to end up coming to this blog. An interesting experiment of sorts.

Who am I? Just some bored chick with a laptop who thought it would be interesting to start something random at 11.44 p.m.

Comment someone before I throw myself into an abyss of boredom.

Kahan hai bhai saare logan? aajao jaldi jaldi...

Until next time,

Miss Cherie

Congratulations!

Nuktachin — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:53:47 +0530

If you can read this post, it means that the registration process was successful and that you can start blogging.