Crazy Thoughts

26th Nov 04

buzzliteyr — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 03:35:37 +0530

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

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30 Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 10:32:25 +0530

I was digging my ear while reading the comments on my earlier post made by all the self-appointed critics on FH when i thought :

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

29 Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 10:41:20 +0530

Cheese Omellete for breakfast today.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

28 Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 19:46:29 +0530

I'm making bookings to Goa in Diwali.

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get your money back?

(Assuming you lived)

27 Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Thu, 28 Oct 2004 00:50:05 +0530

I just upgraded my mobile handset a few days ago.

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

26 Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:38:54 +0530

Those creepy posters are up all over the place for that new horror flick with Sushmita Sen and some kid.

Are children who act in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them ?

25 Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Tue, 26 Oct 2004 02:38:38 +0530

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it ?

23 Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Sat, 23 Oct 2004 13:03:21 +0530

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here and drink what comes out"?

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20th Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Wed, 20 Oct 2004 12:21:48 +0530

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

19th Oct 2004

buzzliteyr — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 07:42:08 +0530

Watched a spooky movie tonight.

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?