Tarzan and his BIG Don'tMakeMeSayIt

Tarzan meets Jane

 Jungle drums (JD): bada bum bada bada bada bum bada badaaa dontmakemesayit.

Tarzan with BIG dontmakemesayit (just Tarzan from now. Kindly assume a BIG BIG dontmakemesayit) : What? Strange white skin in jungle?

JD : dam damdam dama dam HoTtttttt sssssssssssssssss

Tarzan : No wearing leaves?

Tarzan swings from his BIG vine and lands near HOTTTTT white skin from far away land.

Jane: *shrieks* EEEEEEEeeeeeeaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHH!

JD: Bumdum Dubbadum badabum badabam badaboooom!

Jane looks at thing which landed from BIG vine next to her. Looks closely. Sees BIG dontmakemesayit. Likes. Likes a lot. Real lot.

Jane, offering sweet smile: I'm Jane. May I help you? (Our Jane suffers from a mild ICICI hangup)

JD: DUMDUMDUMMMMMM DumbaDUMMADUBUM

The drums tell Tarzan to approach strange whiteskin with care.

Tarzan : Please look my face. I Tarzan. LOOK MY FACE. I TARZAN.

Jane (still staring wide-eyed at BIG dontmakemesayit): Oh My God!!! Yes you might be Tarzan but you really have one BIG.........

Tarzan: DontSayIt. Its been cursed by the forest maiden it killed. If someone say the name IT shrink forever.

Jane: forest maiden? (cuddles up to T and looks at him with big, brown eyes) *sultry voice* would you like to tell me more about THAT one, big boy?

Tarzan : I like you,Jane MayIHelpYou, come to my BIG tree with me.

Jane: That's the oldest line in the business buddy, but since you have such a BIG letmenotsayit, I'll let that pass. Let's go. *flashes him her ICICI smile*

Tarzan picks up Jane and takes a vine to the tree house.

Jane: By the way, Tarz, do you know who keeps banging on those infernal drums?

They swing along to the sweet refrain of BUDDADUBBA DUM BADA BUM DABBA DUM DABA DABA DABA DUM...