10 Ways To Stop Those Credit Card Sales, Other Disturbance Calls Etc ... (No Offences PLz) :

General | By Praneeth | 2007 Trackbacks (0) Comments (2)   

10 ways to stop those credit card sales, other disturb calls etc ... (no offences PLz) :

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her, if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.

3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.

6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up.... louder...louder...louder!

7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems............."

9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.

10. Tell the ABCD call center guy to call on your Office number.- and give him the XYZ call center number.



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College To IT Field

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College to IT field

Oasis to Mirage

By a campus graduate........

I would like to express transition from my real freedom to assumed freedom. I am here talking about my transition from my college to the booming IT industry. I would like to pour my one year experience of the so called glamorous and fun filled IT industry.

We used to wander those spacious heat filled open grounds and dirty class rooms with just 50Rs. in pocket and plan the whole week with that budget. But now we wander along the well cleaned, fully air-conditioned corridors with about five to six credit cards in our pocket planning where to swipe the cards. Credit cards eagerly waiting to eat next month's salary. I can't believe that it was just one year before that the 50Rs. seemed to be lacks now, lacks seems to be nothing.

College canteen, Tea shops were the favorite hot spots where we spent hours together, having a hearty chat with our buddies forgetting the whole world. But now Cafe Day, Quickies, Baristas have taken those places. What a coffee cost 2.5Rs last year has now gone up to 50Rs a cup.

Those precious days where we used to laugh for nothing, while chatting or while playing or even when you fail in your paper because you have got 30 marks for a empty paper. But now you rarely smile except the smile for the forward you just received or the smile to your PM to impress him.

Hate ness and Ego were the words you haven't heard in those days. You smash or hit your friend for some reason and the next moment you walk along him with hands on his shoulders. But now you doesn't like the guy sitting beside you because he's getting a salary 10k greater that you or he's always being appreciated by your PM. True friends are hard to find here

In college if some one is talking badly about your college you can find your blood boiling inside even though you don't like your principal. But here loyalty is the lost word, whenever someone is talking badly about your company you join them to criticize your company. You join the company with the resignation day in the mind, is this loyalty.

You have seen the late nights only on the eve of the exam, where you rely on your friend to wake him/ her at night 1 or 2. And how can we forget those last minute tensions in exam, you remember that only just before entering the exam you find that you have forgotten to revise a important question that your friend suggested that it will surely appear on this exam. You rush back and flip those Xeroxed pages with tension. But today you work at least 2 days a week till 1 or 2 in the night to deliver something to your unknown client who is at US or UK. You are aimlessly typing at the useless word document that your PM asked you to finish with his tailor made smile. Loads of tension with calls from home, with your eye lids eager to kiss each other and you promise them to allow it a little later, cursing Bill Gates for inventing MSWord.

Writing all these to celebrate my first anniversary at this field. It seems I have been in my own desert where I have realized that I am moving from the warmth ness of the Oasis to chase a mirage. A mirage that promises a lot of thing, but still its just a mirage. When I turn back I can find thousands chasing that mirage with a ID card around their neck. I wish all the best for them.



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DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?

General | By Praneeth | 2007 Trackbacks (0) Comments (2)   

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.. .

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

 

Guy: No this is fun.

 

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

 

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

 

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

 

Girl hugs him

 

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself.. Its bugging me.

 

In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a

building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it,

but only one had survived.

 

The truth was that halfway down the road, the

guy realized that his brakes broke,

but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her

hug him one last  time,

then had her wear his helmet so that she

would live even though it meant that he would die.

 

If there is anyone in life you love this much,

please send this. Forward this to all your good friends

on-line to show them that you care.

But,Remember, true love means that you sacrifise your self for the one whom you love,That is what Jesus did. Jaggy

NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to happen with

you and someone whom you REALLY care about....... ...



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