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Murphy was right
orejas | 16 October, 2004 00:48
wot can i say. that i saw it coming? dear ol' muprhy wit his infallible laws. Ladies and Gentlemen, the shit has, finally, hit the fan.
you see, like most other people, i have two parents and two sets of grandparents. well, one set, my mum parents lives wii us, and of the other my dads mum died a very long time ago and his dad lives in chennai. so, in my house we have one 22yr old wit all the issues attnedant on being 22 and having to study at the pisspot, one 54 yr old, one 58 yr old, one 80yr old wioth chronic asthma bronchitis and palpitation, a SERIOUS hearning problem and an even bigger problem admitting all this, teamed with a psychotic urge to control everything and a delusion that without her the world will stop turning. and last there is the 87yr old who has had in the past 6 years, successivley with no space to enjoy recovery, TB, lung cancer and two strokes. mild srokes but storke.s and most recent, parkinson's. this wonderful [dys]functional family unit is run by the irate irritable irrational 58 yr old and the frantically busy starting-to-tune-out 54yr old.
the other grandparent, lives in chennai on his own, wit a probably 80yr old faithful retainer for comapny, and sundry staff running around, and a serious case of neurosis.
what i ask you, happens, when the 54yr old has a gigantic international conference to attend and organise and is therefore in mumbai, the 80yr old has a 70yr old sibling with psychiatric problems over to visit, and the 86yr old is having breathing and walking problems?
mr murphy comes to visit of course! and the 87yr old falls down in bathroom and beaks hip.
sigh....ladies and gentlemen..there you have it! nice pretty patterns on the ceiling.
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bhishambar prasad | 16/10/2004, 02:09
murphy uncle layee barfi.
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Ravi | 16/10/2004, 08:42
*totally utterly confused* the shit HAS hit the fan
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jai | 16/10/2004, 08:44
n then.........
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Ravi | 16/10/2004, 11:25
So how many people are hurt at the end of this all??? And like Jai said "n then....." like are they all in Hospital (god forbid), what's going on???
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Smurfy | 16/10/2004, 12:14
Has it ever occured to you Losers that these blogs and the posts are seen and made only by a bunch of maybe about 10 of you people.
And its the same people over and over again, who are posting, commenting and validating each others stupid shit you put up each week.
Get a bloddy life. Go out, meet real people, get some sun.
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Ravi | 16/10/2004, 12:22
Smurfy: Why the hell do DICK HEADS like you even bother to comment..... you are one helluva looser man.... so bent on uplifting your presence that you try to push everyone else around.... put your mouth where your shit is.
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inez | 16/10/2004, 13:37
lol...smurfy dude, and wot exactly are you doing? going out there and getting a life by venting on a bunch of people you dont know, and criticising them for doing exactly what you are doing? ladies and gentle ment meet mr.smurfy, archetypal academic from the world of cultural studies...lol
thanks for asking guys. sick ppl = 4, latest being me *pout pout* ppl in hospital = 1, in chennai, thankfully has NOT broken hip. but here i am tied to my lovely empty house for the next five days...sigh...
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bhishambar prasad | 16/10/2004, 01:48
murphy uncle layee barfi.