Communicating with "others"
baap | 1 December 2004, 6:49amHave you ever felt the need to tell something to a person, at particular times....like when youve seen something funny or beautiful or HOT :p or just something that you HAVE to share with a person, any person if needed...but couldnt? Its because of that feeling that defines my communication with alot of people and "things", yeah anything...for example...I was driving my bike and saw a Moon which looked like the ones you see in a National Geographic Magazine. I always used to wonder how they used to make the SUN or the Moon so BIG man..anyway...yeah when such situations do occur i tell anything/anybody...especially anything! Today i conducted a full-length conversation with my bike!!!! for a whole 45 minutes..and her responses were so perfect!!!! *can visualize people making a circular motion with their finger near their temple...(i yam crajy)
Me:HEY WOW! amazing moon man
Bike: Vroooom!!! *notice how moon and vrooom are kinda homophonic!!!
Me:*Sigh
Bike:Vroom?
Me: No rey bhai...just so nice and cold and moony
Bike:Brrrr *agrees
Me: Do you like me Rilma ? *yep her name is rilma....rilma thoron
Bike:Thump Thump
Me: OK
Bike: Vroom thump creak screech
Me: Simply
Bike:OK
Me:Sooo...howz life ?
Bike: Whoosh...Zooom...Click...Thump
Me..yeah i know it can get tough sometimes, things like these you should take lite...
Bike: Thu"hmmmm"p
Along the way comes a Bullet Electra...all shining and new
Bike: Vroom Vrooooom
ME: *jerks Take it easy girl...Bah you and ur pistons...always looking fr the next "stroke"
Bike: Thump...Whish...Brrrr???
Me: Yeah i do...but its getting complicated...i dont know where its going..but i know you have the hots fr that "Lighting" guy in the adjacent parking space....aaaat
Bike...B"lush"rrrrroom.....!
Although her vocabulary was clearly limited...it was like we could talk forever...!!!
People wise...this urge to talk to someone sometimes....establishes my rapport with the lower strata of society....chaiwalas, autowalas, pan dabba walas..and more "wallah"s....mostly...they are the ones doing the talking...and MAN can they talk. Just a while back i was in this auto...and by the time i reached my destination i got to know...about his family..his views on the current fashion trends adopted by men and women...but more about women :p..the past, present and future political situation of the city, state, country, and world too sometimes!!! they always follow a fixed pattern...good(past),bad(now),ugly(later)!!!
Apparently my mom used to do this kinda stuff all the time...and man..i cant tell you how weird it gets when this random auto guy out of nowhere says "Amma mereku paichaney...arey baba..bada ho gaya?...lasht mein jab dekha...tho woh itha ich tha"...and im left speechless...or "DYAAAAM"!!! Or this time...when this particular waiter comes up and says..."Arey memsahab...mein Peacock ka waiter tha...aapke husband abhi bhi jahaz par kaam karr rey?....
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