HMPH....kya boley
baap | 31 January 2005, 4:40amAnother Sunday Night, another exam on Monday.....another day yearning for those elusive "weekend trysts"...Anyway, apart from the un-necessary Weekend Mush...i just played the role, of the character seen in most blockbuster Action Flicks. The role of the "insignificant bystander", who changes the course of the movie....u know the guy who lends his phone/car/bike/life to those Keanu Raves/MelGibson/Bruce Willis/Arny....the insignificant guy who helps in the 11th hour, without whom the hero cannot save the world/get the girl/stop the aliens...etc.etc. Hmmm...weird explanation, but i just had to give a name to the role i played just 5 minutes back.
The story :
Guy near chai bandi...desperately searching for his lost phone, asks "chai amma"..in broken telugu. "mera phone ekkada undi"..
Chai Amma: "Naak emi telusu babu, ikkada enthi mandaru ostharu"
Guy: Arey maki kirkiri..phone kidhar gaya baap
Baap (Overhearing guy's anguish filled vituperations at everything around him including the dogs that are parked by the chai bandi cum chineeez rest-aur-rent waiting for that accidentally dropped, masala covered which would probably end its life within 30 days, chicken piece)
Guy: Arey chai amma....ekkada undi mera phone...nuvvu choosavaa....
Chai Amma : Arey babu, na pani chooskuntunanu...mee phonu chuduledhu....
Guy: Teri maki kirkiri
Baap: *minding own business..sighing on seeing the moon..hoping for that elusive weekend tryst
Guy:Bhai...aapkey paas mobile phone hai
Baap: Haun ji, hai tho mere paas
Guy: Mera phone ghoom gaya...blah blah blah yada yada yada
Baap: Call karkey dekhlengey
*Baap calls
*someone picks up
*Baap lowers tone...makes voice more intimidating
Baap: Arey babu...jis phone par aap baath kar rahey ho...wo aapka phone nahi hain...mein tereku pakadoonga...lekin agar tum bathoagey..tum kidhar ho...humara aur aapka time washte nahi hoga (thinks to himself *HMPH KYA BOLEY MAMA!)
*Guy: HMPH KYA BOLEY MAMA
Phone stealer: Arey kaunsa number chahiye rey....
Baap: Abhey...abhi abhi bola na rey...mere paas...phone number hain...tere paas kya hai...sirf phone hai...jaldi bol warna...dekh (*HMPH.....arey kya boley mama)
Guy: Arey wah wah..
Phone Stealer : Acha dusrey waaley ko diyo phone
*Baap gives phone
*Guy takes phone
Guy: Arey boss...mera phone dedo "dost"
Phone-Stealer:Ye lijiye aapka phone...
*Phone-stealer who happens to be guy's friend...arrives from behind and gives phone...
Guy: Bulley ke baal..maki choot..!
Phone-Stealer: Arey howley...fried rice khaney ke badh phone ko bhool gaya tu...
*Guy & Phone Stealer...full talking off as if they dint see each other for bees saal types
Baap (maintaining low intimidating voice): AHEM!
Guy:: Arey sorry boss...actually mera shop hai yousuf guda mein...aur mere dost...aisey nikley...aur mein phone ke liye dhoond raha tha...aur aap mil gaye....
Baap : Koyi baat nahin....phone mil gaya nah....chalo phir mein chaltoo...
Guy: Arey aisey kaisey chalte aap....kuch to lena eech padega...chalo Mere shop mein...50% discount....aap key paas tho mera phone number hai na (hahahaha)
Baap...(short)..hehe
Guy: mera Naam hafeez hai...aap kabich aaeeyey...aapka chehra..tho abh kabhi bhi nahin bhoolunga....
Baap (*HMPH KYA BOLEY MAMA)
After that baap...went back into the night, back home, back to normal life...filled with monday exam tension and sighs of elusive weekend trysts......his work was done...that of being the "insignificant bystander".
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1. By blur | 31 Jan 2005, 5:40am
lol....funny one
i know how people panic with the loosing cell phone, dont that a million time.
2. By baap | 31 Jan 2005, 7:41am
No its not the question of them losing their cellphone...but me "INSIGNIFICANT BYSTANDER" playing a significant part in finding it---AHA!
But if you thought that losing the phone...was more prominent in the story...then be my guest...lose a phone :p The Insignificant bystander lurks somewhere....
3. By Neurotron | 31 Jan 2005, 10:14am
lol.
Well described man.
4. By romu | 31 Jan 2005, 7:29pm
HRMPH! 50% discount mila re ? Bolta nahin.
5. By smile | 2 Feb 2005, 9:40am
lol.
ya ya. we all know how important the "insignificant bystander" is dont we.. good job :)