The Massacre(To Kill A Walkingbird)
I am a complex human dude. I like sleep in the day and stay awake at night (all the dudes out there who think im like a ghurka dude or something should be feeling pretty stupid right abt now (Im onto u wiseass. And yes the ghurka dudes sleep at nigt too, they just make fools out of yall by banging their stick once every 3 hrs(did u notice like this is the third embedded bracket(im sick)))). I am also like sort of crazy but that?s a good kinda crazy. And I like do many weird things, which donot include other guys (ur sick). But at certain times of the day and at high tide (that?s like when god flushes the toilet) I become like really really uncomplex or simple and primitive. Primitive does not mean I?ll grow a beard turn into a cave dude with skimpy outfits and go hit tigers on their heads. It just means I?ll grow a beard turn into a cave dude in denim pants that have a questionable odour (dudes I also bathe like once every full moon) and go hit chicken on their heads.
Turns out I've genetically evolved to counter the growing chicken population on the planet. I mean I like eat chicken every single day, atleast since the last 2 yrs. And as if killin em while they grow up isn't enuff I eat 10 egg whites every single day(hey I must have my proteins for my muscle tone(im not lying ask my friends)). U?d like not believe it but chicken is like my staple diet. I mean I had chicken in 3 out of 4 meals yesterday?
Meal no.1 ? Chicken Biryani ? Hitech biriyani center (2:30 pm)
Meal no.2 - Chicken Biriyani ? Caf
Current Mood: Destructive
Current Music: Ive been everywher - johny cash
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeee nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Wanted to edit the post and accidently ended up deleting it. But had a back up though at blogspot. But was'nt able to save the comments. My apologies to Drp and hs.
awww...its ok..:)
ill do the honours again ..:-p
I am a vegetarian.And i get all hyper and hassled everytime someone starts discussing non-vegetarianism.But i couldnt help laughing when i read this one.Very very cute post.
But my conscience wont let me be,so i say,try paneer,or a lot of soya,..turn vegetarian !! :-d
i know , i know ..but it was worth the try no ??!! :-p
there you go.:)
fab post.
Hs dude u either have an uncanny ability to recollect things or have the last version of ur comment backed up somewhere. Cause it was like absolute Deja vu. Thanks any way.
Hs dude u either have an uncanny ability to recollect things or have the last version of ur comment backed up somewhere. Cause it was like absolute Deja vu. Thanks any way.
Hs dude u either have an uncanny ability to recollect things or have the last version of ur comment backed up somewhere. Cause it was like absolute Deja vu. Thanks any way.
the nextime u get a chicken biryani and eat it without giving me, u'll be one more step closer to hell. I still drool over that chicken curry you gave me ages ago !
extremely cute post btw, down with all the chicken-folk !!