Somethings u jst gotta lose before u start balding
Posted by Karan | 02/11/2005 19:32
| Somethings u jst gotta lose before u start balding |
Dont ask me why (not because its obvious,but because i wud have to answer ur question and thats work i wud rather avoid) but as i lay in bed the other night as always my thought drifted to the fact that i sleep in double bed with no one on the other side of my bed .THis and the fact that i had read an article on the fact that teenagers are losing thier virginities from anywhere between 14 years to 16 years made me feel really old.I mean did i arrive too early for the trend or was it jst some random act ,some meeting somewhere that went on the lines of: In Some Seedy Alcohol Soaked ,Piss Smelling Bar On The Outskirts Of Heaven And Hell,At A place Called Earth... God:Hey so yeah man me and the missus still coming over for the party right?? Satan:oh Yeah. Oi another beer ?? God:I dnt knw had already like 15 in the past hour Satan:Dude u knw alcohol poisioning dsnt effect u... God:sure yeah why not but i do get drunk too easily Satan:so anyway was thinkin that kids cud start losing thier virginities from like anytime after puberty kicks in... God:yeah...Sure ohh look at that ones ass shes nice right?? Satan:yeah. God:Yeah and dude do me a favor theres this shmuck called Karan ,keep him out of the whole virginity losing thing like till hes like 23 okay.The shithead dsnt believe in me..hahhaha in his face....i guess i taught him. was there some meeting like that i want to knw and i if there was ,was ANYBODY keeping the minutes cause i need em man .If he said anything like 32 instead of 23 man my LIfes gonna be so F'ed man . But till then i guess I am gona sit with my fingers crossed till 2012...... |
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