Its said that nothing stinks as bad as an unupdated blog,as it is jasz's spam fests have caused enuf of a stench and i dont want to add to it so here i am updatin my blog.

Today i saw a movie called the net which made me sit up and think abt how software and computers work in hollywood.heres how computers work in Hollywood

1)Word processors never display a cursor

2)All monitors display 2 inch high letters.

3)High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have extremely easy to understand graphical interfaces.

4)Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

5)You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL FILES" on any keyboard.

6)Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS."

7)Whenever an actor/actress looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face.

All said and done Hollywood does make really good masala tech movies,
and i LOVE em.



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