Bangaram

seshu429 | 24 March, 2006 11:57

This was my first crap written and so decided to post it as my first one. It 's a parody or rather parodies of PawanKalyan starrer movies wound to form the story of his coming attraction, 'Bangaram'. Hope it is enjoyable reading as much as it was writing.

It goes thus:

He is called Gypsy (pronounced as JIPSEY). People think it 's his real name. As his name goes he 's a nomadic adventurer in search of a mightier fighter than him. The movie opens with jipsey wandering through the jungles, rivers and hamlets on the way in search of his quest (of course, with a song in the background). He 's draped in long and bulky white clothes and wears a rainbow colored cloth belt around his waist. He has a long sword put into a sheath and tied to his back, which is made of pure gold and he calls it BANGARAM, his BANGARAM. Others call it jipsey 's BANGARAM.

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Most\npart of first half of the movie shows how determined he \'s on his quest and how\nhard he practices, so as to make his journey end-less. He thumps down daily\natleast a dozen trees in the jungle with his iron fists. He lies himself down\nunder the demonic lorries on the roads and puts his fingers under running\ntrains. On his way through those small villages-scattered here and there, he\nkeeps lecturing people on the noble ways of life and virtues to be adhered to.\nGypsy meets the heroine in a small village in Srikakulam. He stays in that\nvillage more than in any other village. He develops a lot of affection with the\npeople in the village also. He sings srikakulam songs with them and drinks\ngudumba with them, he becomes one in their families.

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\nMeantime, to improve the relations between India\nand Pakistan, the United\nNations(ofcourse the U.S.A) passes a resolution to settle the Kashmir\nissue between the two countries. Pakistan\nand U.S.A actually contrive the plan together to win Kashmir for Pak. U.N\ndeclares that Kashmir issue would be settled\nthrough a fight of Kick-boxing between participants from the two countries. Pakistan immediately agrees and India\nis forced to agree. The Pakistani president declares to the people of Pakistan that they r going to win the fight as\ntheir agent Gipsy would lose the fight participating for India and win Kashmir for Pakistan.

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Most part of first half of the movie shows how determined he 's on his quest and how hard he practices, so as to make his journey end-less. He thumps down daily atleast a dozen trees in the jungle with his iron fists. He lies himself down under the demonic lorries on the roads and puts his fingers under running trains. On his way through those small villages-scattered here and there, he keeps lecturing people on the noble ways of life and virtues to be adhered to. Gypsy meets the heroine (Thungabadhra) in a small village in Srikakulam. He stays in that village more than in any other village. He develops a lot of affection with the people in the village also. He sings srikakulam songs with them and drinks gudumba with them, he becomes one in their families.

Meantime, to improve the relations between < ?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />India and Pakistan, the United Nations(ofcourse the U.S.A) passes a resolution to settle the Kashmir issue between the two countries. Pakistan and U.S.A actually contrive the plan together to win Kashmir for Pak. U.N declares that Kashmir issue would be settled through a fight of Kick-boxing between participants from the two countries. Pakistan immediately agrees and India is forced to agree. The Pakistani president declares to the people of Pakistan that they r going to win the fight as their agent Gipsy would lose the fight participating for India and win Kashmir for Pakistan.

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Gypsy is the unanimous choice to represent\nIndia.

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The great Colosseum in Rome is renovated to host the most\nspectacular event of contemporary times. The big shots of the world gather and\nframe the rules and format of the fight:

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The\n fight would be consisting of 3 rounds- first round is a game of chess\n (brains must be fit before a brawl), second round is kick-boxing and third\n round is sword-fighting (BANGARAM Vs SINGARAM).
Only\n the participant and an official (President) are allowed into the Colosseum\n from the participating countries.

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Mean time, heroine discovers Gypsy