15 Sep 2006, 12:52am
When I call a spade a spade...
Posted by Script Writer | Category [ General ]Comments (12) | Trackbacks (0)
I have always laid (nope, not punning) great emphasis on sex, also known as fornication, copulation, intercourse, or plainly, if you have your priorities right, a fuck. We could have actually made that adoloscent infatuation termed 'world peace' a possibility if only people had more sex than rabbits in heat.
Whoever said 'Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus' eventually ended up making a truckload of money. If ever there was a case put forward for money being made for all the wrong reasons, this would be it. Truth be told, men and women are only as different from each other as chalk is from, well, chalk. And, I say shoot all those feminists who rise up in arms against that statement!
The fact of the matter is simply this. Men and women, from time to time, need a good humping - a good old-fashioned gamming of the boots purely for satiating their carnal desires. If ever variation is observed in the behaviour of the sexes it is in the event of their not getting any.
Women usually take to bitching or rumour-mongering for an outlet to their pent up frustrations, an activity completely harmless as long as they are not in a position of power. Men usually take to masturbation - after all, didn't some wise man say that God helps those who help themselves? Not that women don't masturbate. They do, but most of them have these feelings of guilt about it, and only indulge in it when the going gets really really tough. Besides, I have come across only four women in my life so far who have ever admitted to being in the habit of doing it. And none of these four women bitches. Go figure why!
There is this dangerous species of man, though. One who neither masturbates nor gets any. Then he just goes to war. That makes him feel man enough. Oh no. I am not talking out of my hat. Why do you think George Bush has declared war on terror? Because he could not do what Bill Clinton could do with White House interns, though his choice in women is questioning.
So, basically. Men are not from Mars. Women are not from Venus. Men and Women both stem from between a woman's legs, and around that their worlds orbit. Crudely said, but I have always called a spade a spade.
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Whoever said 'Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus' eventually ended up making a truckload of money. If ever there was a case put forward for money being made for all the wrong reasons, this would be it. Truth be told, men and women are only as different from each other as chalk is from, well, chalk. And, I say shoot all those feminists who rise up in arms against that statement!
The fact of the matter is simply this. Men and women, from time to time, need a good humping - a good old-fashioned gamming of the boots purely for satiating their carnal desires. If ever variation is observed in the behaviour of the sexes it is in the event of their not getting any.
Women usually take to bitching or rumour-mongering for an outlet to their pent up frustrations, an activity completely harmless as long as they are not in a position of power. Men usually take to masturbation - after all, didn't some wise man say that God helps those who help themselves? Not that women don't masturbate. They do, but most of them have these feelings of guilt about it, and only indulge in it when the going gets really really tough. Besides, I have come across only four women in my life so far who have ever admitted to being in the habit of doing it. And none of these four women bitches. Go figure why!
There is this dangerous species of man, though. One who neither masturbates nor gets any. Then he just goes to war. That makes him feel man enough. Oh no. I am not talking out of my hat. Why do you think George Bush has declared war on terror? Because he could not do what Bill Clinton could do with White House interns, though his choice in women is questioning.
So, basically. Men are not from Mars. Women are not from Venus. Men and Women both stem from between a woman's legs, and around that their worlds orbit. Crudely said, but I have always called a spade a spade.
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Dire Straits - Heavy Fuel
15 Sep 2006, 1:33pm
Maybe the reason why your four women don't bitch is - they actually might be good women? Don't you think that's possible?
15 Sep 2006, 10:29pm
hahaha... it had me laughing. u done some survey, huh?
15 Sep 2006, 11:20pm
Aran, that is possibly the most blanketed statement ever made by a woman against her kind. Are you implying that women who bitch are not good? That basically means women in general are not good. Or are you going to be pleading the fifth (or is it the second?) amendment of the US constitution now?
And s. Survey? Well, the only statistic in my post is the reference of the four women I know who have admitted to masturbating. That qualifies as a survey?
18 Sep 2006, 12:51pm
exactly my point. u extrapolated based on 4 women?
18 Sep 2006, 7:59pm
When the record is a 100%, then it is as linear a graph as it can get. No extrapolation, really. Just a straight line that runs perpendicular to the axis of bitchiness and parallel to the axis of pleasure.
19 Sep 2006, 1:32pm
:-O pleasure constant, bitchiness variable huh huh huh? but your 4 lovelies don't bitch i.e., B=0, P=max. As P decreases, B increases. Hence the graph slants. Yes?
19 Sep 2006, 1:57pm
No, s. Sigh! One thing women can never read is graphs. I should have known. Let me explain.
Parallel to the pleasure axis means that pleasure is variable. Perpendicular to the bitchiness axis means that bitchiness is constant. In some cases, the line runs along the origin, which means no bitchiness all pleasure.
19 Sep 2006, 2:24pm
I am so very offended by your sexist comment that I boycott your blog.
Now, I did make a typo on the first line. But if u read the rest, I'm trying to say according to your post bitchiness varies according to pleasure hence ur graph is wrong. gggrrrrr If bitchiness were to be constant your 4 bitches would be bitching.
19 Sep 2006, 2:30pm
I did say that sometimes the graph passes through the origin, which means that bitchiness remains at zero. These four women, have it passing through the origin. :) This is the most ideal scenario. I don't discuss non-ideality because postulates cannot be proposed for them.
And, no! Don't boycott my blog. I don't have many readers as it is. In my defence, the comment was not sexist. Just a fact. Men can't ask for directions. Women can't read maps. It is genetics.
19 Sep 2006, 6:25pm
Umm... yes. I did mean women who bitch are not good. What exactly is 'good' about bitching? Bad trait = bad woman. And women in general are not bad because not all women bitch. You just have to find the good ones. :D
20 Sep 2006, 4:04pm
Aran, show me one woman who does not bitch and I will show you ten who do! In general, women bitch. Sexist as it may sound, it is as universal a truth as the sun rising from the east. Sigh!
20 Sep 2006, 5:45pm
This attitude, Scripto, will get your blog boycotted...
You're generalising?