Of late ive been experiencing bandwidth bliss and ive been downloading anythin that catches my eye.the internet is like one huge government office,everywhere u have to fill forms up....want JBuilder fill up a form,want JDeveloper fill up a form,want JWSDP fill up another form..this is another area where open source projects especially ASF rock.Project Liberty Alliance and Passport where are u??????

I just made a list of  MTKLL which stands for ''moves that can kill your love life''....u knows better than me abt MTKLL's..after all noone can argue abt the fact that experience is the best teacher.Ok so here i go

1)You see a hot babe sitting alone at a coffee shop and think "What would Bill Gates do in a situation like this?"

2)Have dinner together by the soft glow of ur computer monitor.

3)Spend an evening together playing ur mp3 files backwards listening for secret messages from Satan.

4)Try to drive her crazy by murmuring tender words of affection with the help of a French speaking voice synthesizer . 

5)Show her the components uve gathered to build your own nuclear reactor.

6)Tell her that her hair is nice and ' parallel '.

7)Show her ur microprocessor driven can opener.

8)You talk about the high resolution,TFT technology and Dolby noise reduction algorithms of your Home Theatre while watching Serendipity together.

OK OK cheer up,heres a move that will make ur love life bloom forever

FLASH THE BIG WADS OF FIVE HUNDRED RUPEE NOTES THAT U CREATED WITH UR COLOR LASER PRINTER AND TOP NOTCH GRAPHICS PROGRAM. 

Thats it for now ill fill u ppl in with more moves later...TATA



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