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Tarzan meets FullHyd.

26 Jun, 2004 @ 6:59pm | General

 

hey dudes...........

welcome to the jungle

officially.

 

I Tarzan with BIG dontmakemesayit.

age - 23 yrs

spoken languages - jungle drums, broken english, odd telugu, odder hindi

favourite activity - rubbing against trees

pet peeves - poison ivy (old jungle saying - don't rub against poison ivy) and also hypocrites, liars, body odour and disinvestment policies.

ambition - to enlist 'blood curdling screaming while vine-swinging' as an olympic sport.

character traits - cannot lie, sleeps with both eyes closed and tree wax in his ears, occassionally used as a medium by wandering spirits of indian movie stars.

recurrent dream - drowning in my own wet dream.

Over to Jane.....

Hello, I'm Jane. Formerly an ICICI employee (where my job title was 'Bimbette')

age - Legally an adult and that's all you need to know.

spoken languages - Tarzanese, english, refined hindi and aspiring telugu.

favourite acitvity - rubbing against... um... *blush*

pet peeves - All of the pets peeve me. They're unhygienic. *sniff*

ambition - To tame the wild savage.

character traits - Clean, loves lying (lying down, that is. That's the way it's done), provocative, with an in built sensor which tells me when I'm within the two kilometre radius of a beauty parlour.

recurrent dream - ICI... Hello... Hi, I'm Jane. May I help you? May I help you? May I? May I help...

current dream - Tarzan's BIG dontmakemesayit.



Current Mood: Grand
Current Music: jungle drums

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