Tarzan meets FullHyd.
hey dudes...........
welcome to the jungle
officially.
I Tarzan with BIG dontmakemesayit.
age - 23 yrs
spoken languages - jungle drums, broken english, odd telugu, odder hindi
favourite activity - rubbing against trees
pet peeves - poison ivy (old jungle saying - don't rub against poison ivy) and also hypocrites, liars, body odour and disinvestment policies.
ambition - to enlist 'blood curdling screaming while vine-swinging' as an olympic sport.
character traits - cannot lie, sleeps with both eyes closed and tree wax in his ears, occassionally used as a medium by wandering spirits of indian movie stars.
recurrent dream - drowning in my own wet dream.
Over to Jane.....
Hello, I'm Jane. Formerly an ICICI employee (where my job title was 'Bimbette')
age - Legally an adult and that's all you need to know.
spoken languages - Tarzanese, english, refined hindi and aspiring telugu.
favourite acitvity - rubbing against... um... *blush*
pet peeves - All of the pets peeve me. They're unhygienic. *sniff*
ambition - To tame the wild savage.
character traits - Clean, loves lying (lying down, that is. That's the way it's done), provocative, with an in built sensor which tells me when I'm within the two kilometre radius of a beauty parlour.
recurrent dream - ICI... Hello... Hi, I'm Jane. May I help you? May I help you? May I? May I help...
current dream - Tarzan's BIG dontmakemesayit.
Current Mood: Grand
Current Music: jungle drums
Comments
[No Subject] | Posted by tabrez
howdy! tarzan with BIG dmmsi and ICICI jane.nice of you both to swing into this lil jungle.by the power divested in me i hereby pronounce u fullhyd's first madsexycouple. welcome
[No Subject] | Posted by chi chi
cool!!! really coollll....
[No Subject] | Posted by Jane
Thanks Tabby. So we have a wannabe priest in the jungle, do we? You might come in handy some day... ;)
Chi chi? You a gorilla by any chance?
[No Subject] | Posted by Tarzan
dum ba dum da da da da da dam dum ba dum.
thats just gibberish even in jungle drums.
old jungle saying - if you don't have anything to say, aim to confuse.
[No Subject] | Posted by Tabrez
no jane! i am more like the witchdoctor/holyman but i can double up as priest and partime travel agent on the weekends.So the next time u or your apeman have any BIG problems with your dmmsi u know where to find me.
oh and chi chi is my faithful asistant/sidekick.
peace!
[No Subject] | Posted by Tarzan
firstly, the BIG dmmsi is aggravated at the idea of a 'problem'.
old jungle saying - one day there will be a BIG dmmsi that must be prayed to and prostrated before on every solar eclipse by all fulltime and parttime witchdoctors. Lack of compliance will cause the witch doctors own measly dmmsi to erupt into malignant pustules that smell like yesterday's prawn curry.
[No Subject] | Posted by Tarzan
old jungle saying - we know that you know that we are aware that you know that you are absolutely full of excrement.
[No Subject] | Posted by tabrez
lol :D
[No Subject] | Posted by tabrez
tarzan's english get better by the day.hmmmmmmm!
[No Subject] | Posted by tabrez
malignant pustules... would u like to be part time witchdoctor?? prawns curry in da jungle????? hmmmm
[No Subject] | Posted by Tarzan
Old jungle saying know good English. Tarzan just a humble boy with BIG dmmsi.
Tarzan see many witch doctor dying on eclipse day, so he know.