Enter Witch Doctor Sinistra
Enter witch doctor Sinistra (with a.probe) Jane: I was saying... Aaaaeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, get that thing away from me, you sadist. *Screee, sccreee, creeeech, scraaawwwww* (sounds of birds which took to flight, frightened by the agonised shriek of poor Jane) Bada BUM DubbaDUM DUBBA dubba DUM DUM Just then there is a new sound among all the other noises... *AaaaaAAAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA* Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it a gorilla? Is it a... Ugh, it's just Tarzan, come to save his lady love AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaa *turns into a high pitch girlish scream* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bada bada BOOM BOOM...bada bada BOOM BOOM
Yes yes, I know this bead creaks. But a doc's gotta do what a doc's gotta do. She's possessed by errr...the ghost of Goola, who died of asphyxiation during a sexual rite. There is only one way to exercise err...exORcise her.
bada bada BOOM BOOM..bada bada BOOM BOOM!!!
*picks up anal probe* [anal = analytical. (WD Sinistra jungle English not so complete) Probe = dmmsi] Ah yes, Jane...you were saying?
Tarzan slips off the vine and falls on top of the Witch Doctor Sinistra who gets analysed by his own probe, and dies.
Tarzan : Jane Jane, I slipped. Was someone using an anal probe on my birds? (Screee, sccreee, creeeech, scraaawwwww = big anal probe)
Old jungle saying = Don't mess with Tarzan's birds, feathered or not.
Current Mood: Bad Hair Day
Current Music: none