Enter Witch Doctor Sinistra
Enter witch doctor Sinistra (with a.probe) Jane: I was saying... Aaaaeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, get that thing away from me, you sadist. *Screee, sccreee, creeeech, scraaawwwww* (sounds of birds which took to flight, frightened by the agonised shriek of poor Jane) Bada BUM DubbaDUM DUBBA dubba DUM DUM Just then there is a new sound among all the other noises... *AaaaaAAAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA* Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it a gorilla? Is it a... Ugh, it's just Tarzan, come to save his lady love AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaa *turns into a high pitch girlish scream* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bada bada BOOM BOOM...bada bada BOOM BOOM
Yes yes, I know this bead creaks. But a doc's gotta do what a doc's gotta do. She's possessed by errr...the ghost of Goola, who died of asphyxiation during a sexual rite. There is only one way to exercise err...exORcise her.
bada bada BOOM BOOM..bada bada BOOM BOOM!!!
*picks up anal probe* [anal = analytical. (WD Sinistra jungle English not so complete) Probe = dmmsi] Ah yes, Jane...you were saying?
Tarzan slips off the vine and falls on top of the Witch Doctor Sinistra who gets analysed by his own probe, and dies.
Tarzan : Jane Jane, I slipped. Was someone using an anal probe on my birds? (Screee, sccreee, creeeech, scraaawwwww = big anal probe)
Old jungle saying = Don't mess with Tarzan's birds, feathered or not.
Current Mood: Bad Hair Day
Current Music: none
Comments
[No Subject] | Posted by Purple Dude a.k.a drp
wha...
Purple Dude no like Dr.Sinistra...Purple Dude want to hack Doctor's head off...
Old Jungle Saying : Purple Dude no like doctors. He tie their balls to their tongues and then make them dangle from Tarzan's BIG dmmsi.
Purple Dude wreak havoc if no part given to him.
Purple Dude miss Jane. Purple Dude want one more look at BIGGER dmmsits.
**Purple Dude bursts a vein in anger..purple blood gushes from his forehead onto his darkglasseslikethingies**
Posted by Purple Dude a.k.a drp on Tuesday Jun 29, 2004 at 4:03 pm
[No Subject] | Posted by stingrae
Ok
Posted by stingrae on Tuesday Jun 29, 2004 at 4:04 pm
[No Subject] | Posted by WD Sinistra
*sprinkles powdered sloth testicles on PD to calm him down*
A. Probe not boomed on Jane (stay tuned, tho'). She just walk in...while probe booming. Not hear what Jane say..calm?
Posted by WD Sinistra on Tuesday Jun 29, 2004 at 4:32 pm
[No Subject] | Posted by tabrez
Who be taking away my patients??
Death to WD Sinistra!
Posted by tabrez on Tuesday Jun 29, 2004 at 4:53 pm
[No Subject] | Posted by WD Sinistra
btw, Probe in use verrrry different from A.Probe. A.Probe just waving around.
Posted by WD Sinistra on Tuesday Jun 29, 2004 at 4:55 pm
[No Subject] | Posted by princessLeia(HS)
*Silence engulfs the madsexyjungle*
Leaves part and lizards fly as the princess walks into Tarzan n jane's BIG shitpot.
She perches herself on a BIG letmenotsitonit and waves her Blasterpistol (BIGGER than tarzan's dmmsi).
......."Let me in, nekked woman with small face and BIG dmmsits and Half nekked man with BIG dmmsi."
*Her ship starts making loud ultrasonic type noises*
.........."Can you point the way to a mechanic?*
[No Subject] | Posted by Jane
*wondering why she is all naked and Tarz gets to be only half naked according to the Princess*
[No Subject] | Posted by princessLeia(HS)
she likes her men to be atleast half clothed on the first meeting. Coy that way. Now where is the mechanic?
[No Subject] | Posted by MSJ Productions
Leia in the forest? We loved your audition, and would like to give you a H1-B visa which can be converted into a green card after 7 posts.
We will send our emissary's with the password to the MSJ and we would like you to do an introductory post describing yourself, as Tarzan and Jane did.