In glides the Princess.
**silence engulfs the madsexyjungle**
The princess has arrived
This is her...
Name:- PrincessLeia(HS) ... Whoever comes up with the exact meaning of (HS) shall be suitably rewarded by a thousand lashes with a BIG LetMeNotNameIt.
Pasthistory:- She of the wild hair and long legs is from Alderaan. Her father, Darth Vader. She has no idea abt her mother, just assumes that she might have been an ICICI bank employee. When she was 12 staryears old, her memory was wiped out as traumatic result of an encounter with a BIG Don'tMakeMeSayIt. And so her search, for everything BIG....
Age:- 24 Staryears
Spoken languages:- Everything which sounds like a wet dream in tarzan's mind.
Favourite Activity:- Making misery a part of nekked woman's life. Holding blasterpistol while shooting... and holding it even when NOT shooting. Jumping from one moon of Jupiter to the other. Trying to remember the cause of her present sojourn in madsexyjungle.
Likes:- All BIG LetMeNotSayit's. All small faced ICICI employees. Apple sauce on a tortoise shell. BIG jewellery. Pierced BIG dmmsi's and dmmsits.
Dislikes:- No dislikes. She of the loving heart just has pity for all BIG objects and people who try to diss her.
Recurrent dream:- Being chased all around the moons of Jupiter by BIG LetMeNotDreamIt's.
Entering the Scene....
**the princess prods the cold,dead and stinking body of the WD sinistra...no movement... one long clay coloured worm slithers out**
...."Is he the mechanic??"
**waves her blasterpistol at tarzan**
.....*We need a new mechanic, the old one looked like a cross between a rabid dog and a monkey, so you killed him... but no worry, i forgive you,.. but get me a mechanic NOW!"
**tarzan's BIG dmmsi wakes up, Jane looks slightly offended**
...... "NOW is NOT the time tarzan, lets first clothe Jane.... then...".... *smiles provocatively*
Current Mood: Heroic
Current Music: silence engulfing the jungle
Comments
[No Subject] | Posted by drp
baaa..
hey ppls...my other persona Purple Dude has been arrested for vandalizin my blog..he'll be back for d audition kathe...kya hain kii..saala MPD mere neend chura lera...sacchi mein yaar...
:(
arre ye potti kaun hain re iss mast jungle ki kahaani mein?..full hi-fundoo lingo use karleri...arre mere Purple avatar ko aane do..saala phaad ke rakh dega...
[No Subject] | Posted by tabrez
hs= her stinkiness??
her sexiness??
[No Subject] | Posted by ass_buster
Jungle Fever :
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."