WD Sinistra - The Analysis
Mmmwwwaaahahhahahahaha!!!!
Tarzan, you foooo'! All the diverted blood flow has clouded your already foggy mind. And thanks to you, I have one less life left.
What you didn't know is that the probe bestows magical powers (I AM the WD, after all, I should know). Its probage was only meant for one who can rule - I was going to analyse YOU! And with the big dmmsi, there would have been no bounds to your..errr...bounding. The Dark Master Sinistra is disappointed in you. *shakes head at Tarzan*
Anyway, as a result of your incessant vining, I have to spend a li'l while in limbo - between this world and that, between fact and fiction, between Jane and Leia (Holy Momma..did u see the lmnsis on her??!!)
As always, upon my return to proper physical form, Leia will have to be properly inducted...
MMMwwwahahahahahaha!!!!
*WD Sinistra floats away to analyse a rather fluoroscent Purple Dude, posing as a mechanic*
Current Mood: Wicked
Current Music: the wind whooshin thru the Dark Master Sinistra
Comments
[No Subject] | Posted by Donnie Brasco
**Gets down from his Mafia Sentinel and dusts his Giorgio. Takes the safety catch of his Desert Eagle and does other silly things to prove that he really is from the Italian Mafia**
Aye, Jungle Swinger. My Boss wanted to have a word with you. He tell me that it has was something to do with a pizza you ordered a few days ago. I Joey-Two-times, the Chef, told me that you werent happy with the number of anchovies....is that true? I dont care whether u liked it or not...u pay. aight? If you dont my boss told me to introduce this baseball bat to you Big Dimms. Fuggedaboutit
[No Subject] | Posted by tabrez
borrrrrrrring!!!!!!!!:( well atleast i introduced msj productions to short forms (dmmsi) ;)
[No Subject] | Posted by Purple Dude a.k.a drp
**Purple Dude circles the perimeter of the MSJ in total frustration**
Purple Dude still no entry into MSJ. Purple Dude change his ways. Purple Dude no more peel testicles. Purple Dude thinking (!) of starting a blog of his own. He and Goran shall rule MaimedScaryJungle on the north side if Purple Dude no entry into this MSJ within 2 hours.
Purple Dude sees Short Fair Dude in Red-n-White uniform entering forest with surprisingly BIG pizza parcel in his hand. Sees him talking to himself. Hears something like "Aye,Joongle Schwinger....yada yada...inthrodoos byat to yoo Bigg dhimmss..."
Purple Dude's anger gets the better off him. Whips out his tool and gets to work on dipshit pizza delivery boy.
Purple Dude was straight. Anger make Purple Dude do not-so-straight things.
**still dreaming about that ONE more look**
[No Subject] | Posted by HanktheYank
ayeeyayayaa!! purple purple if i toldya once i toldya a million times dont fuckin kill the fuckin da messanger.What u wanna be a wiseguy huh? get yerself a real job,a broad , have a few bambinos........or mayeb not huh! pulls out a rusty switchblade and takes care of purple li'l tool,makin sure none of the purple goo ozzing out stains his guccis.You be good now tooless purple!