Cutting the crap, I'll get to the point directly here...I don’t even know why I am writing this over here; or why the heck I am going through the process of even telling you about what I feel?

(Enough crap already...get to the ...whatever you want to call it…)

I don’t have a clue to what the devil has conjured up here for his freak show...with my fingers crossed!!

Ah!! You little brat!! Look who’s calling me the DEVIL...Ignore his discrepancies and ambiguous disfigured degraded dreadful dough of dung...

Once again welcome ....one and all.....