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This is crazy!!! Itz a must read.



A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when
he came upon a small house. He knocked on the
door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man
with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the
man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one
condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my
daughter, I will inflict upon you the three
worst Chinese tortures known to man."



"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter
must be pretty old as well, and entered the
house.



Before dinner, the daughter came down the
stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a
fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to
the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes
off him during the meal. Remembering the old
man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed
alone. But during he night, he could bear it no
longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of
passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet
so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept
back to his room, exhausted, but happy.



He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening
his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a
note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large
rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he
thought. "If that's the best the old man can do
then I don't have much to worry about." He
picked the boulder up, walked over to the window
and threw the boulder out. As he did so he
noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese
Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a
panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was
already getting close to the end. Figuring that
a few broken bones was better than castration,
he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on
the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right
testicle tied to bedpost."



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