MUSHOMANIA!
baap | 2 August 2004, 11:34pmThese images have sent chills down my spine one too many times! The tortured subject here is called ".Dickhead".The following are the gruesome details of these pictures....Jeez! I have obtained these pictures after going through the ordeal of listening to what was happening and I had to document this event.
1.The subject is on the phone talking to his girlfriend
2.Notice that the phone conversation has caused extreme Muscle Relaxness upon the Subject. The legs are stretched out in a very weird manner and the hand is incapable of holding the communication device in a more practical manner.
3.Due to the Subjects position on the Bean-bag and extreme Muscle Relaxitivity, even the facial muscles seem to be affected. Notice the eerie smile.
4.Subject seems to be suffering from some form of Extreme hunger which drives him to the extent of consuming NON-EDIBLE and Toxic Metallic Objects.
5.The Facial Muscles are in a critical state. Any further subjection to this form of communication, may render the victim Speachless for an unknown period of time.
After these Photogrpahs were taken, the victim subjected himself to more of this communication, thereby considerably reducing his rational thinking abilities. Examples of these can be cited in an excerpt of the discussion below. The 2 participants are the Subject (Dickhead) and his GirlFriend (GF):
Dickhead: Ok i gotta go, my friend seems to be getting spasms listening to all this. ***Note: Victim is trying very hard to withdraw himself from the situation
GF: Ok, then Bye.
Dickhead: Bye
GF : Bye
Dickhead : Bye
GF : Bye
Dickhead... Bye ***At this point the subject's vocal chords seem to be affected thereby sounding like a Moan hence signifying the Pain.
The event lasted approximately 17 minutes, which have caused the following damages on the Subject.
a.The subject is left in a dazed condition.
b.Financial resources seem to have dwindled...by maintaing the communication channel open for such a period of time.
c.Subject has developed strong sexual urges at the end of the event.
After witnessing this horrific event, i have formally named a disease called "Mushomania" which is a hightened form of Schizophrenia due to over-exposure to Mushyness.
From various other studies conducted, it is apparent that the disease seems to affect predominantly the Male Species where the damage though temporary may lead to serious lack of reasoning ability which the SUBJECT is currently going through.
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1. By Dickhead | 3 Aug 2004, 12:34am
How Freakin DARE YOU !?!?!? This is PERSONAL STUFF !!!
I will get back at you !! Once i start thinking straight .. I WILL strike back !
2. By martiandevil | 3 Aug 2004, 1:46am
lol....mushiness is sometimes good you know..
3. By drp | 3 Aug 2004, 1:57am
Mr.Krum all over d beanbag I see. Interesting it is. Ghostyboi,a job well done. :D
4. By martiandevil | 3 Aug 2004, 1:20pm
Mr.Krum??? lol
5. By romu | 4 Aug 2004, 10:55pm
Mushomania consumses one more victim,and a friend is lost. :( *sniff sniff*.Looks pretty bad dickhead :( .Ill miss you.
6. By Anonymous Coward | 6 Aug 2004, 7:56am
Very creative use of blog.
Mission Accomplished.
Dickhead Terminated.
You will be well rewarded!
7. By enemy of the baap | 12 Aug 2004, 2:46pm
whata frivilous waste of time . baap now u have gone too far . what the f*** is ur problem if he talks to his girlfriend in any way possible. I suppose u dont have one, people like u represent the scum of the male species "dont have one so poke fun at others who do"It is a known fact that romance exists and if u cant wake up to that fact then u better take this blog of the net and stop wasting our time with ur weird depiction of life's common sights through ur screwed up sense .
8. By baap | 13 Aug 2004, 12:47pm
In reply to my sworn enemy:
I didnt say, romance was a bad thing, but in the case i stated above its gross....a person changing his attitude from a normal person to a bunghole squirming on a bean bag...and touching weird parts of his body...THAT AINT ROMANCE THATS MUSH...and its sick in my view! And one more thing...I THINK MUSH IS THE HEIGHT OF BEING PRETENSIOUS....take that sworn enemy of baap a.k.a. maa!