13 May 2004


Posted by Captain Scamp in General | 11:39am

The Indian Postal system is really efficient..i say this great confidence because I have on several occasions posted stuff and it ahs rather safely reached the intended reciepients...

well,t eh point of this post?hee hee pun intended..! I was walking down today..saw a twig and the follwing postal thoughts whizzed thru my head..

1)If you a picka twig (a lrge one..the type you herd goats with..not big enuff for buffaloes..but big enough for a small battlaion of goats) ..anyways..picka twig..licka  stamp and stick it on it...and post it...will it reach the person..oh yea..we will put a small sticker wiht the address on it...so the all important question is ...WILL IT REACH THE PERSON?

cribbyscamp says it shud...it's got a stamp..plus an address..so it shud reach the person!! i'm gonna try and mail myself a twig tomrrow!

2)England has strict laws regarding possesion of heroin right? so suppose we take a small amount of crack, slip it in an envelope and then mail it to the Queen...then catch ehr opening it and THEN (TA DA!) ..TRY HER FOR POSSESION!!!!...wouldn't that be ...hee hee 'cracking'...?imagine the old doderring hack spending  a night in some wayward cell for possesion of drugs! old horse face Charles will havta bail her out..hee hee...this is hilarious!!

Current Mood: Evil

13 May 2004


Posted by Captain Scamp in General | 11:20am

Is it just me or does the Forrest Gump soundtrack send shivers down your spine..i hate these cliche's ..anyways...it's 2 in the night..damn the night shift...there are like three people here..one fella hoovering...another reading a screenplay on the net and moi and me muzik! anyways..was listenign to the Forrest Gump sound track..shucks..my entire life flashed by in an insta-second...

Sangeet theatre...ma, dad, moi..moi in a florid tropical shirt (the tropical shirts were to be a permanent  fixture in my hare-brained pre-pubescent days and for several post-pubescent years...hee hee..why do you think my brother refused to acknowledge me in public for several years!). anyways moving away from the lurid topic of my florid shirt...the movie itslef was fantastic...the soundtrack led me to my special tape -pal club with Capn Corny..the heat reistant tape boxes..my initaition to retro music...the whole rock and rock..sixties grooves..mmmm...very nice.

Life really is like a box of choclate. Couple of frames stuck in my head..Forrest (Tom hanks) running.. RUN FORREST (BRACES FALLING OFF) FORREST RUNNING....RUN FORREST (DASHING THRU THE STADIUM)...FORREST ..ERR..not running..but ' underperforming the day he and girl friend get wet in the rain....Gary Sinise and his first haul of shrimp (?)..and the last frame..with the feather flying away..it's  long camera pull-out with the soundtrack just so easily smoothing out of the shot...veryyyyy nice!

aah...am all happy now..shite! need to get back to work!


Current Mood: Happy Indeed!