I was digging my ear while reading the comments on my earlier post made by all the self-appointed critics on FH when i thought :

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

Cheese Omellete for breakfast today.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

I'm making bookings to Goa in Diwali.

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get your money back?

(Assuming you lived)

I just upgraded my mobile handset a few days ago.

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Those creepy posters are up all over the place for that new horror flick with Sushmita Sen and some kid.

Are children who act in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them ?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here and drink what comes out"?

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Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Watched a spooky movie tonight.

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

I was at the VDO library today when i had this thought.

If you borrowed a movie from the library, and were late returning it and then you died. Would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee ?