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A peg a day keeps failure away!

Posted by chandu | 19 Jan 2005, 8:50am

 Just read this and thought this was worth copy-pasting.Read on..

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of alcohol helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link
between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during their college years.

So, this is a call to arms. As our company enters a period of rapid and aggressive growth let's not be found lacking. Get back into the bars. Quaff that pint. Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be.

 



Current Mood: Cheerful



Hamare paas kya hain,aih?

Posted by chandu | 18 Jan 2005, 9:05am

 During my recent visit to Bangalore,few things really caught my  attention.The ones worth writing about here are:
 1).The really really gud-looking girls(man,felt I was in heaven when I was  walking through MG Road,Briagde road et al).
 2).Radio city 91FM.
 Now,there`s nothing much that I and U can do about the first one,but why the hell are we not having a good radio station here in Hyderabad?!Small cities like Indore and Pune(small when compared to Hyd i.e) can boast  of really hot stations like Radiomirchi.Why are people hesitant about setting up one here?Is it because we dont have a 'cool' crowd here or is that what they think of us!We have our share of happening places,pubs.We really deserve better than this.The only request show that really caters  to   hyderabadis(or to telugus) is the one thats aired on Gemini tv in the    mornings.I really was thinking abt why people are hesitant to start a venture  like that in hyd..like they have in Chennai,Ahmedabad etc.Now,the reason I am writing all this is because my speakers have not been working properly of  late.Hope we soon have some  mirchi..oops radiomirchi in our lives!
cheers
Chandu


Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Dont remind meof those damn speakers again!



my nemesis is back!

Posted by chandu | 16 Jan 2005, 10:41pm

 It was on 27th nov,2003 that our cable connection was done with.The statistics surprised even me:

before disconnecting:failed an average of 4.67 exams per sem            

after disconnecting:cleared 22 exams(all 22 of them) which included 4 semesters!

Now that the connection is back,I hope i dont get back to my old ways!

 

 

 



Current Mood: Heroic
Current Music: The sound on TV!



Whats ur fav one?

Posted by chandu | 14 Jan 2005, 10:13am

  One thing that I cannot live without is Yahoo messenger.I have always been fascinated with the status messages people use..some creative,some weird and some others obviously copy-pasted.I would like to  mention some of the status  messages I loved using.This was the  first status message I used- Invincible..sounds like invisible..but is invincible.I wish I always was in that 'Invincible' mode.Another message that I used for a long period of time was the punch line of the movie Gladiator-'What we do in life echoes in eternity'.liked this so much after  watching the movie and this obviously had to be my status message.
 Now,this one also has to be one of my favs.My frnd often uses this-    ,|,,    For those of u who didnt understand it,it is written in the language where the  use of only the central finger is allowed.
 Another one that caught my attention was"gimme a ctrl+g".good one,na?
 And now the status message that i have been using since Jan 1,2005  -  "A workaholic since Jan 1,2005'.Hope I retain this for the rest of the year!
  luv
  Chandu
 
 p.s:Whats ur fav one?


Current Music: good,bad and ugly theme



Are u stupid?

Posted by chandu | 3 Jan 2005, 11:43pm

If your father is a poor man,its your fate

If ur father-in-law is a poor man,its ur stupidity.



Current Mood: Thoughtful
Current Music: Aap jaisa koi mere zindagi main aaye..tho baat ban jaye



akka bloggers ko chandu bhai ka wishes!

Posted by chandu | 1 Jan 2005, 7:51am

Appun Wishing You A wonderful, Super-Duper Jabardast, Extra badhiya Ekdum Must and Dhin-chak Bole to.. Ekdum zakkas " Happy New Year "

 



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