Think it over
Things To Do And Not To Too
rock_26iin | 18 August, 2005 22:02
This time I am going to live up to the name of this blog. In diverging from all the poetic stuff, I am going to tell you somethings I think are true and I speak out of experience.
- Dumbf*** is a very, very funny word
- When you look at the mirror and scream, it means you don't look like your mental perception of yourself
- You may not remember what you did after 2 packs of Parle-G and 3 cups of coffee
- A ghost-written autobiography isn't really an autobiography
- "Ask me no truth, and I shall tell you no lies" is one f***ed up paradox
- "Glittering Bathrooms that fit your pocket" isn't a very smart marketing slogan. What the f*** will I do with a bathroom in my pocket? Maybe put a finger in the tub, or let my thumb go for a shit so that it can think....hmmm
- Slapping someone in front of nearly 100 people is not a very smart thing to do, especially when those 100-odd people are parents of your friends
- When your life revolves around a discussion board and yahoo messenger, it means that you have no life at all
- The amount of language needed to be known, to get around in a place that knows only that language, is equal to the amount of language to be known to say that you don't know that language
- When you listen to "Paranoid" for an hour and a half continously, it probably means that you are paranoid too
- Dumbf*** is a very, very funny word
- When you look at the mirror and scream, it means you don't look like your mental perception of yourself
- You may not remember what you did after 2 packs of Parle-G and 3 cups of coffee
- A ghost-written autobiography isn't really an autobiography
- "Ask me no truth, and I shall tell you no lies" is one f***ed up paradox
- "Glittering Bathrooms that fit your pocket" isn't a very smart marketing slogan. What the f*** will I do with a bathroom in my pocket? Maybe put a finger in the tub, or let my thumb go for a shit so that it can think....hmmm
- Slapping someone in front of nearly 100 people is not a very smart thing to do, especially when those 100-odd people are parents of your friends
- When your life revolves around a discussion board and yahoo messenger, it means that you have no life at all
- The amount of language needed to be known, to get around in a place that knows only that language, is equal to the amount of language to be known to say that you don't know that language
- When you listen to "Paranoid" for an hour and a half continously, it probably means that you are paranoid too
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