I met God when I was stoned.It was damp and cold with no lights around.

"Just another one and you will be there", said the voice.

I took a drag and fell on my back. My eyes rolled and senses numb.

"Oh take me there" I asked the voice.

The voice took my hand and I left my body. Floating now and giggling like a child. I saw the moon, I saw the stars lonely and cold waiting to die. Some big and bright and some small and dull. Terrifyingly alone yet immaculately placed. I said goodbye to them and entered the darkness.

"What is this place?" I asked the voice.
"Its the graveyard for the death" came the reply.
I took another drag and said "NO SHIT".
"Yes that too", said the voice.

Slowly darkness gave way to a kind of blueish haze. It was like the sky was filled with some kind of blue gas.

"Now whose graveyard is this?" I asked the voice.
"Stars. This is where life is created. Stars when they die, they explode and thus life is created" came the answer.

Utterly confused and dazed I stared ahead. I saw a faint light growing big.

"What is THAT?"
"Thats the light tunnel. We need to take it to meet Him".
"Light tunnel?"
"Yes Light Tunnel".
"And who is He?"
"He is the one you wanted to meet!"

As I entered the light tunnel, my body froze. I could not move and SHIT i could not blink even. Then I entered a room filled with people. People of all ages, sex, race and colour dancing and swaying in ecstacy to the tunes of the DJ. I looked around for the DJ and there he was standing in the corner spinning records.

"Thats Him! He is the One you wanted to meet" said the voice.
I walked to the DJ and asked "Who the hell are you Dude? and where the fuck am I?"

The DJ turned around and said "Ah! finally you have come. I'm the God"

I rubbed my eyes in disbelief wondering if I was reading too much of Harry Potter.

"No kidding. You are THE God? But you are the DJ."
"Yes I'm the DJ and I am the God. I am the Alpha and the Beta. I am the beginning and the end. Hell I am Jim Morrison and I'm John Lenon" came the answer from the DJ with loose t-shirt and super loose baggy pants.

"Wait! Am I dreaming?"
"No you are not."
"Who are these people?"
"Oh! they are my guests. Look around you will find some famous and interesting people."
"How did these people get here?"
"They attained Nirvana!"
"No shit! This is where people come after attaining Nirvana?"
"Absolutely!"
"Can I have a drag?" asked the DJ
"You want a drag?" I asked Him in absolute disbelief.
"Yes dude I want a drag and stop acting surprised."

Shell shocked and with great effort I passed the joint to Him.He took a drag, inhaling the smoke savoring every moment.

"You know the biggest mistake I ever did after getting stoned?"
"What?" I asked feeling unreal and stupid.
"I created mankind and ever since I am trying to cover up."

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This piece was not written to hurt anyone's religious sentiments. If it does, then Dude take a hike.

Coming Soon: I met Gandhi when I was stoned.

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