Category: General
26th Nov 04
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
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30 Oct 2004
I was digging my ear while reading the comments on my earlier post made by all the self-appointed critics on FH when i thought :
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
29 Oct 2004
Cheese Omellete for breakfast today.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
28 Oct 2004
I'm making bookings to Goa in Diwali.
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get your money back?
(Assuming you lived)
27 Oct 2004
I just upgraded my mobile handset a few days ago.
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
26 Oct 2004
Those creepy posters are up all over the place for that new horror flick with Sushmita Sen and some kid.
Are children who act in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them ?
25 Oct 2004
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it ?
23 Oct 2004
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here and drink what comes out"?
20th Oct 2004
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
19th Oct 2004
Watched a spooky movie tonight.
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
18 Oct 2004
I was at the VDO library today when i had this thought.
If you borrowed a movie from the library, and were late returning it and then you died. Would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee ?
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