1 Nov 2004, 12:08am
o0 A real Night Out Operation 0o
o0 BA,BI,SH and RO decide to get together and study DC one fine saturday night at RO's place 0o
o0 BA arrives first at RO's place,around 22:30,and both BA and RO wait for the other two to show up.Meanwhile they decide to enqueue songs in the playlist for the night.BA goes through each of 13000 songs in RO's media library(!) and shortlists around 100 for the night. 0o
o0 there is still no sign of BI and SH and BA becomes impatient and wants to go outside to fumigate his lungs.but RO being a good boy as he is,does not believe in fumigating his lungs and decides to stay back 0o
o0 BA leaves and five minutes later calls up RO from the dabba that BI and SH are at the kayf and he was also going there and would make sure that everyone comes to RO's place in 10 mins. 0o
o0 Time by then is 23:30 and 20 mins pass by when all the three of them arrive at RO's place 0o
o0 everyone settles down after little initial hiccups, and they decide determinedly to finish the first two units at the least.0o
o0 SH apparently having not had enough of the initial hiccups,causes some more hiccups,even burps and after much coaxing from the others,settles down himself.
o0 BA takes over the moderatorship for the first unit and then it begins. 24:00 - 01:30 ,they accomplish something which they have never done before.they actually study the first chapter and that too,with the works. Works meaning power point presentations,sites,animations ..et al.0o
o0 But then for some reason,SH starts to get weird ideas and starts taking the whole learning process in a very egoistic way.
SH,BA,BI,RO---> going very slowly and thoroughly through the chapter
SH---> 'arey, wTf? you guys are going slowly because you think i will not be able
to keep up with you.'
BA,BI,RO---> stunned .
SH---> 'you guys always have this superiority complex...yappity yap yap.'
BA,BI,RO---> WTF?
SH---> 'yab yap yap blah yap blah blah yappity yap yap yap.'
BA,BI,RO---> (:S)
SH---> 'yap.'
SH---> walks out of the house with shoes in hand.
BA,BI,RO---> run over by a proverbial train
SH---> gone
RO's out of body entity---> appears
BA,BI,RO---> follow SH to drill some sense into his brain
RO's out of body entity---> surfs porn
BA,BI,RO---> trying to talk sense into SH
RO---> feels something missing from his body,at the same time senses the
satisfaction of surfing porn.
RO's out of body entity---> still surfin porn
SH---> gets some sense drilled into him
BA,BI,RO,SH---> come back to the room.
RO's out of body entity---> alt f4s the porn windows.disappears.
Having spent the time from 01:30 to 01:45 in such a way,four of them finish what remained of the first chapter and decide to take a break/walk/fumigate lungs operation. 0o
o0 They leave the house quietly and stealthily so as to not wake RO's parents up (who ,later,as discovered by RO,were awake). They leave the building, and start walking towards the nearest biryani/cayf/dabba.In time they discover that they are being followed by two men.They increase their pace but still find no increase in distance between them.They contemplate on different plans they could carry out incase the two persons robbed them. BA starts cursing up and down ,right and left so as to appear crude and macho, and advises the rest to do the same. 0o
o0 They walk walk walk walk and Lo! suddenly,from beyond the turn,comes a qualis with blue stripe across it and lights above it.It was the POLICE! Four of them plan to just keep walking,straight ahead,confidently.Not that they had done anything bad,it was just that that being 02:00 in the clock, was just not the right time to be out. BA ,for some reason,instead of walking straight ahead,takes a step or two towards the car and then backs off. In short,behaves S.U.S.P.I.C.I.O.U.S.L.Y .
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o0 The persons following BA,BI,SH and RO, turn out to be sudanese students,doing their graduation in hyderabad.Initially,the police guy,who speaks english(!),calls only the two sudanese guys.But then changes his mind,maybe because of BA's suspicious walk or maybe because of SH's african lineage,and also calls us over.After making SH speak 2-3 sentences in telugu ,the guy is convinced that SH is from around AP and lets the 4 of them go. 0o
o0 SH curses BA for his suspicious walk,blaming it for them being called over while BI and RO blame SH's african connections for it.the blame game continues till they reach the local biryani point/ cayf/dabba,with a slight interruption from the local gully dog.They fumigate the moist pristine insides of their lungs,which remain pristine no more after the fumigation. BA and RO realize that they are hungry and order a biryani.They eat,fumigate again and then walk back to the house.
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o0 On the way back,they contemplate on prostitution being made legal in india and porn being banned at home,and amsterdam and how they wished they were there and how the mind set of indian people is set on democracy and thus porn can never be banned in homes,as for that a radical change in the the thought process of the governing body will be required and how that would require the change in the mind set of people,which in india is difficult considering its population and also the harmonious existence of all the three waves i.e the agriculture,industrialist and post industrialist waves. 0o
o0 They get back home,and again quietly and stealthily slip back into the room,so as to not wakeup RO's parents,(who at that point were already awake as RO finds out later).BA seemed to be in no mood to study and falls flat on the bed.A discussion flairs up about God and the first prophet and how god committed mistakes and that Christ was the first prophet god sent to earth and then he realized that there were some mistakes he had done and thus decided to send one more prophet and that was Mohammad and so the difference between all religions is nothing but the changes God kept making as he kept sending newer and better prophets to earth.That being done,They decide to start in 10 mins from that time,being 03:30.SH checks his mail,while BI shows off the forums he made for the college.10 mins pass and still SH is checking his mail and BI is showing off.RO is waiting and watching a reading others mails and false praising forums.Then SH suddenly gets horny and wants to see porn,which RO's computer has in generous quantities.But RO is apprehensive,as the computer is connected to the big speakers and a small slip up would result in waking the whole apartment up to the moans of some titilicious porn star.But SH is stubborn and threatens to shout and crib and act all silly. So RO gives in is about to put some on when his parents wake up.His mum is supposed to fast the whole of sunday for her husband,so she has to eat whatever she can early in the morning.It is 04:00 now and BA is fast asleep with snoring and all.RO wants to get out of the house again,and BI hits upon the idea of going to this 24hours coffee shop and gaming parlour.SH jumps to the idea and also to the thought of fumigating his lungs again.The wake up BA and hit the road in the early morning breeze.
0o
o0 They try to race on the way,but the COOOOld winter wind knows better.RO is wearing shorts and feels the cooold breeze circulate through them and feels good,but also wonders why how it could be same as making love in mid air(?) 0o
o0 RO,BA,BI,SH reach the place only to find sudanese students (again) playing the games already.To top it off the coffee shop guy has QTV playing in the TV ,with all anti india stuff and all.For the sudanese students he says,when we ask him why. 0o
o0 RO and SH feel sad that they couldnt kick each others asses in tekken and in remorse, SH,BA and BI fumigate their lungs again. 0o
o0 They return to their respctive homes from there,only to spoil a sunday,sleeping through out it after already wasting a saturday night 0o
Current Mood: Grand
Current Music: -
o0 BA,BI,SH and RO decide to get together and study DC one fine saturday night at RO's place 0o
o0 BA arrives first at RO's place,around 22:30,and both BA and RO wait for the other two to show up.Meanwhile they decide to enqueue songs in the playlist for the night.BA goes through each of 13000 songs in RO's media library(!) and shortlists around 100 for the night. 0o
o0 there is still no sign of BI and SH and BA becomes impatient and wants to go outside to fumigate his lungs.but RO being a good boy as he is,does not believe in fumigating his lungs and decides to stay back 0o
o0 BA leaves and five minutes later calls up RO from the dabba that BI and SH are at the kayf and he was also going there and would make sure that everyone comes to RO's place in 10 mins. 0o
o0 Time by then is 23:30 and 20 mins pass by when all the three of them arrive at RO's place 0o
o0 everyone settles down after little initial hiccups, and they decide determinedly to finish the first two units at the least.0o
o0 SH apparently having not had enough of the initial hiccups,causes some more hiccups,even burps and after much coaxing from the others,settles down himself.
o0 BA takes over the moderatorship for the first unit and then it begins. 24:00 - 01:30 ,they accomplish something which they have never done before.they actually study the first chapter and that too,with the works. Works meaning power point presentations,sites,animations ..et al.0o
o0 But then for some reason,SH starts to get weird ideas and starts taking the whole learning process in a very egoistic way.
SH,BA,BI,RO---> going very slowly and thoroughly through the chapter
SH---> 'arey, wTf? you guys are going slowly because you think i will not be able
to keep up with you.'
BA,BI,RO---> stunned .
SH---> 'you guys always have this superiority complex...yappity yap yap.'
BA,BI,RO---> WTF?
SH---> 'yab yap yap blah yap blah blah yappity yap yap yap.'
BA,BI,RO---> (:S)
SH---> 'yap.'
SH---> walks out of the house with shoes in hand.
BA,BI,RO---> run over by a proverbial train
SH---> gone
RO's out of body entity---> appears
BA,BI,RO---> follow SH to drill some sense into his brain
RO's out of body entity---> surfs porn
BA,BI,RO---> trying to talk sense into SH
RO---> feels something missing from his body,at the same time senses the
satisfaction of surfing porn.
RO's out of body entity---> still surfin porn
SH---> gets some sense drilled into him
BA,BI,RO,SH---> come back to the room.
RO's out of body entity---> alt f4s the porn windows.disappears.
Having spent the time from 01:30 to 01:45 in such a way,four of them finish what remained of the first chapter and decide to take a break/walk/fumigate lungs operation. 0o
o0 They leave the house quietly and stealthily so as to not wake RO's parents up (who ,later,as discovered by RO,were awake). They leave the building, and start walking towards the nearest biryani/cayf/dabba.In time they discover that they are being followed by two men.They increase their pace but still find no increase in distance between them.They contemplate on different plans they could carry out incase the two persons robbed them. BA starts cursing up and down ,right and left so as to appear crude and macho, and advises the rest to do the same. 0o
o0 They walk walk walk walk and Lo! suddenly,from beyond the turn,comes a qualis with blue stripe across it and lights above it.It was the POLICE! Four of them plan to just keep walking,straight ahead,confidently.Not that they had done anything bad,it was just that that being 02:00 in the clock, was just not the right time to be out. BA ,for some reason,instead of walking straight ahead,takes a step or two towards the car and then backs off. In short,behaves S.U.S.P.I.C.I.O.U.S.L.Y .
0o
o0 The persons following BA,BI,SH and RO, turn out to be sudanese students,doing their graduation in hyderabad.Initially,the police guy,who speaks english(!),calls only the two sudanese guys.But then changes his mind,maybe because of BA's suspicious walk or maybe because of SH's african lineage,and also calls us over.After making SH speak 2-3 sentences in telugu ,the guy is convinced that SH is from around AP and lets the 4 of them go. 0o
o0 SH curses BA for his suspicious walk,blaming it for them being called over while BI and RO blame SH's african connections for it.the blame game continues till they reach the local biryani point/ cayf/dabba,with a slight interruption from the local gully dog.They fumigate the moist pristine insides of their lungs,which remain pristine no more after the fumigation. BA and RO realize that they are hungry and order a biryani.They eat,fumigate again and then walk back to the house.
0o
o0 On the way back,they contemplate on prostitution being made legal in india and porn being banned at home,and amsterdam and how they wished they were there and how the mind set of indian people is set on democracy and thus porn can never be banned in homes,as for that a radical change in the the thought process of the governing body will be required and how that would require the change in the mind set of people,which in india is difficult considering its population and also the harmonious existence of all the three waves i.e the agriculture,industrialist and post industrialist waves. 0o
o0 They get back home,and again quietly and stealthily slip back into the room,so as to not wakeup RO's parents,(who at that point were already awake as RO finds out later).BA seemed to be in no mood to study and falls flat on the bed.A discussion flairs up about God and the first prophet and how god committed mistakes and that Christ was the first prophet god sent to earth and then he realized that there were some mistakes he had done and thus decided to send one more prophet and that was Mohammad and so the difference between all religions is nothing but the changes God kept making as he kept sending newer and better prophets to earth.That being done,They decide to start in 10 mins from that time,being 03:30.SH checks his mail,while BI shows off the forums he made for the college.10 mins pass and still SH is checking his mail and BI is showing off.RO is waiting and watching a reading others mails and false praising forums.Then SH suddenly gets horny and wants to see porn,which RO's computer has in generous quantities.But RO is apprehensive,as the computer is connected to the big speakers and a small slip up would result in waking the whole apartment up to the moans of some titilicious porn star.But SH is stubborn and threatens to shout and crib and act all silly. So RO gives in is about to put some on when his parents wake up.His mum is supposed to fast the whole of sunday for her husband,so she has to eat whatever she can early in the morning.It is 04:00 now and BA is fast asleep with snoring and all.RO wants to get out of the house again,and BI hits upon the idea of going to this 24hours coffee shop and gaming parlour.SH jumps to the idea and also to the thought of fumigating his lungs again.The wake up BA and hit the road in the early morning breeze.
0o
o0 They try to race on the way,but the COOOOld winter wind knows better.RO is wearing shorts and feels the cooold breeze circulate through them and feels good,but also wonders why how it could be same as making love in mid air(?) 0o
o0 RO,BA,BI,SH reach the place only to find sudanese students (again) playing the games already.To top it off the coffee shop guy has QTV playing in the TV ,with all anti india stuff and all.For the sudanese students he says,when we ask him why. 0o
o0 RO and SH feel sad that they couldnt kick each others asses in tekken and in remorse, SH,BA and BI fumigate their lungs again. 0o
o0 They return to their respctive homes from there,only to spoil a sunday,sleeping through out it after already wasting a saturday night 0o
Current Mood: Grand
Current Music: -
1 Nov 2004, 1:08am
YOU ARE D.E.F.I.N.E.T.L.Y THE BEST!!!!!!!!!
**kneels down to His Majesty's brilliance**
1 Nov 2004, 1:10am
Good use of M15M style... You have now become the official documentor of further nite-outs.
1 Nov 2004, 11:34am
awwww. thank you guys..you are too kind.
1 Nov 2004, 4:26pm
the million attempts to "study"..
rotfl.. good one
1 Nov 2004, 4:26pm
A.W.E.S.O.M.E shit.
need me say more? :D daym...
^:)^
1 Nov 2004, 10:19pm
ok babujee (ro) first of all sh was the good guy . ro was the guy who was acting childish(mummmmmmmy mujhe thanda khana mangtha hai). funny piece though next time try writing it unbiased to ur egoistic self
1 Nov 2004, 10:35pm
see....this is exactly what i was talking abt. !
1 Nov 2004, 11:57pm
lmao at BA's suspicious walk...!! :D
n d beard would've been quite a nice addition.... :-"
2 Nov 2004, 12:02am
ummmm...on 2nd thought...mi jus makin dumfuk assumptions....:-S
2 Nov 2004, 2:06am
Ur parents were AWAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUDGE!!!! and btw i do not SNORE and in no manner walked s(dot)u(dot)s(dot)p(dot)i(dot)c(dot)i(dot)o(dot)u(dot)s(dot)l(dot)y(DOT)!!!!!!!
The police guy had a WIG/toupe on btw..he was actually envious of SH's long flowing hair and hence stopped us..I rest my case