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9 May 2004

Eats, Shoots and Leaves

Posted by Oblivion in General | 12:21pm

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

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1 Comments | "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" »

  1. By JLU

    9 May 2004, 1:21pm [ Reply ]

    Mighty Hails, dude! I too liked the flash movie about certainty n doubt. Btw, i'm adding one more entry to my guess list at the FH DB :)

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