12 Nov 2004
BUTT of all the jokes!!!
Thanks to a ragging session a couple of years ago, I've found a passionate devotee in this junior who is probably barely outta his teens and looks even younger!
There was a time I scared the wits out of him, and then as days went by, I became 'the cool ma'am' - he once told me that finding people like me in my college was an unfathomable proposition- God knows wat he meant by that, but it was taken as a compliment.
And then there were days when we even had pep sessions about life, love and relationships. And of course my personal life was of a major interest to him..
'what do you and your boyfriend do?'
'who told you I have a boyfriend?'
'c'mon ma'am, ur so ultra cool
Current Mood: Shocked
Current Music: write it on my...
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By tabrez
12 Nov 2004, 1:05am [ Reply ]
Does your admirer have a phone number??? better yet an address?
By jeez
12 Nov 2004, 5:05am [ Reply ]
Holy Crap!! Is this "admirer" dude for real.. :O
"scanning to check if the 'flattering' remark was befitting me"
LOL....!!
By Ravi
12 Nov 2004, 8:00am [ Reply ]
Haha!
I have to do this....
I was listening to this song last night....here are the lyrics.
"Baby Got Back"
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
By Ravi
12 Nov 2004, 8:01am [ Reply ]
:)) *grin**grin*
By dawn
12 Nov 2004, 8:23pm [ Reply ]
tabrez: nah he doesnt..but do u think its a good idea if i give him my address??:P
thnx jeez....
and Ravi..i cudnt have commented better..n biigg..:)*grin* *grin*
By Ravi
13 Nov 2004, 12:41pm [ Reply ]
Yep!HUGE! :)
By Ravi
13 Nov 2004, 5:37pm [ Reply ]
Hey but you gotta admit the lyrics are funny......
By dawn
13 Nov 2004, 6:00pm [ Reply ]
i admit..:)
By love
15 Nov 2004, 5:18pm [ Reply ]
love...thats what my junior calls me!yikes!!
By Ravi
16 Nov 2004, 5:25pm [ Reply ]
I don't know why but I reckon sir or madam is more scary. :)
By dawn
17 Nov 2004, 1:56pm [ Reply ]
ur rite!
By NN
23 Nov 2004, 11:30pm [ Reply ]
Ouch! Some fan he is!
Yenjai! :-)
By Johnny
28 Nov 2004, 6:17am [ Reply ]
Hello Dawn, how u doin? Long time no see.. how did ur xams go?
By dawn
2 Dec 2004, 3:09pm [ Reply ]
hey thnx Johnny... the exams were quite troublesome! nyways, im done wid them and hope to b writing soon...
NN..long time...missd ya
By Ravi
5 Dec 2004, 9:17am [ Reply ]
RIP
By dawn
5 Dec 2004, 4:02pm [ Reply ]
wats RIP??
By Ravi
6 Dec 2004, 12:09pm [ Reply ]
I thought you were 'Resting In Peace' (not dead) you know after your exams no posts n stuff so... hence RIP. :)
But it is alive...too close to home to comment though.
By Ravi
6 Dec 2004, 12:10pm [ Reply ]
Rather 'rest in peace' (RIP).
By dawn
6 Dec 2004, 4:56pm [ Reply ]
Wokay :)