Bow down and Wish me. For I am giving CAT!!!!!
Greetings folks of fh.com.
The last time I asked you to wish me luck, I got jacked. But I've never learned from my mistakes, thus here goes>>>>> WISH ME LUCKKK!!!!!
2mro, Nov.21st 2004 is CAT - Common Aptitude Test.... n here I be, loungin on a creaky chair wearing my torn shorts....better do somethin useful now...CHECK LIST FOR TOMMOROW!! oh YEAH!! :|
HB Pencils - check. 2 sharpened, 2 brand new, 2 blunt. Shall pick only 3 of those....geez!!
A pen - check. Montex Megatop, Cello gripper and a green thingy in front of me...tough choice...:-l
Presence of grey matter in d cranium - *check*
Best undies - check ... the white ones with the holes n all...-comfort this is thy meaning.
Jeans - check ... deep blue, no holes.
T-shirt - check ... white, black or yellow? hmmm..
Eraser and Sharpener - check ... though i might buy a new one....jus for the whole "exam" feeling..
Inspirational Music - check ... Boys - Secret of Success :D
Watches - check ... 1 Digital thingy with no strap and 1 RED Analog FOSSIL
Deo - check.
Chappals - check ... muh trusty homypeds...comfy as ever...stinkin as ever.
Anythin else?! dont think so for now...:D
now gimme those WISHES ppls!....GIMME THOSE WISHES I SAY!
Somewhere between worried, expectant and high.
Thy Lord and Master Payne.
Current Mood: Grand
Current Music: Linkin Park - Points of Authority
22 Nov 2004, 5:37am
All right! Good Job! *hands Payne another beer can* Celebrate!
22 Nov 2004, 2:17pm
you're adorable :) all the best for the results
22 Nov 2004, 4:23pm
If you know anyone who's cleared this exam before :), maybe it's time to same-pinch. And treat them, you know. You never know, you might need help for the subsequent rounds :). Heh, heh!
23 Nov 2004, 1:11am
@Jaan : thanks for da beah...but imma teetotaller it is... :D *cheers all d same*
@bt : awww...shucks....thanks yous... now where did i give off that side of me? :p
@PMoW : arre...results tho aane de!! then we shall see about this whole pinching business i say! :D i shall need help for subsequent rounds le..that tho taken for granted types... :D
24 Nov 2004, 1:38am
The way I see it these are the only possible outcomes :
1) If you do well in these, you get admitted to a B School that teaches you to run the RAT race. ( hardly Cat-like or anything remotely as good as Halle ). You'll chase some crazy career goals which is basically a life script of your loser middle-class dad.
2) If you fare poorly, you'll go ahead and destroy your life anyway. Only this time you'll do it faster, and also be aware that you're doing it. Which will yield some happiness in a sick sort of way.
Have you considered turning full-time Unitarian ?
24 Nov 2004, 11:41am
as seemingly insightful as that comment was....all i got from those 2 points is this...IF you're referring to me that is, which would be the fact, considering this IS my blog...
...basically a life script of your loser middle-class dad.
Was that necessary? If thats an assumption or simply another stray line of thought from the mashed greyish pulp in your cranium, I shan't even dignify with an answer. Suffice to say that its pretty sad to make statements like that.
You sadly assume that everyone is just as mentally weak as you. Very sad I must say. You make me want to see you and then ask you the basis behind these predictions. Make me want to sit and talk to you and find out where I projected this image of this pebble flowing with the stream. To question what gave you the reason to make your pathetic predictions.
If you don't know me, don't assume. If you do, you wouldn't say such shit anyway. Thanks for your time, whatever I said here is from the heart. 'Coz I don't see what would could've possibly fired off such a comment.
*shrugs* Maybe sometimes I should just let things be.
Payne
24 Nov 2004, 1:08pm
A bit harsh, don't you think Payne? Then again, I would have reacted more violently :P A short failing. Perhaps he was trying to be funny? I mean he was a CAT? *confused more, shrugs*
24 Nov 2004, 5:53pm
*sitting n shrugging together*
:-"
(To those whom it concerns : The above emoticon is the whistling one.)
25 Nov 2004, 7:43pm
oohh, look at Drp get all defensive about his blog, while he Rips others when he posts on their's. ( Forked-tongue runner-with-the-pack ).
Besides you're full of yourself, when i say "you" it means anyone, not just YOU.
27 Nov 2004, 12:05am
Cat, (for lack of any other way to address you) u said-->
"oohh, look at Drp get all defensive about his blog, while he Rips others when he posts on their's.
i did NOT get defensive about my blog. if u had any iota of comprehension of the english language, you would have got that from my comment. but sadly you did not. i was referring to you, me and the stuff you assumed about me. nowhere did i write anything about my blog nor did u mention my blog anywhere in your comment for me to get defensive at.
You also said,
"...when i say "you" it means anyone, not just YOU. "
Cat, you posted that comment on my blog. I fail to see any other way in which I could have interpreted that. Take for example, me standing smack in front of you and saying this "YOU lame pussy!". Now you would guess that I was addressing you wouldn't you now? Any other argument would be just too childish. Or maybe I credit you with too much intelligence.
Cat, lets get real. You posted something which suggested traces of intelligence and thought. You've completely negated that with your reply.
Thank you for your time,
Payne
27 Nov 2004, 3:43am
i suggest a round of PanGalactic GargleBlasters all round. good for the throat. lets you yell more.
i_swear
syko
PS: this is me swearing too >> (@*(#@)
27 Nov 2004, 11:28am
1) My friends call me Fat Freddie's Cat, but to you i'm Mr. Cat.
2)Look at you ranting ! I mean just step back and look !
3) You have serious inferiority issues. These will not show up yet ( since you're only a 20-something zit ), but later.... we'll need you on meds. ( Try not to get them mixed up. )
And try and get a "real" friend in the "real" world, who you can talk "real" stuff with.
Its sad that you have to spend so much time with your PC becuase you feel your parents spend so little time with you and that they dont understand you. ( You have to consider the possibility that they may actually hate you !) Which is why they bought you the PC in the first place.
27 Nov 2004, 11:31am
I'm guessing you've probably screwed your CAT exam as well, and you're now thinking of justifications to why you should study at some alternative 3rd rate B school.
27 Nov 2004, 6:10pm
Listen loser-who-stalks-my-blog-waiting-for-me-to-reply, I've lost my patience with you. You obviously can't think straight. You obviously are here for nothing other than picking a fight with me. You obviously are here to show your own little gang of loser friends (read your Cat and your dick) that you can throw pseudo abuses at people and get away with it. By making assumptions, by calling me names, by giving me suggestions and by pretending not to be the lower-than-snailslime loser that you are, you are only showing the others around this blog what a desperate little piece of turd you really are. I'm not going to quote you and reply to anything you've said from now on, only because I do not believe in the cause of spreading vacuity and complete crap around my own blog. I see it fit to delete everything you've said but I pity you. Because I feel for the mucous-licking vermin(namely YOU) who sits for 10 hours to come up with comments as pathetic as that.
So go ahead, comment away, have your fun, it sucks to be you but you can't change that can you? I'm sure you were very elated after composing that comment of yours too...very proud of your kind. They're, after all, the pests which keep the porn-industry and the boob-enlargement/penis-enlargement companies alive.
Read this, reply away, have your fun.
Payne
27 Nov 2004, 8:03pm
seriously payne. your parents hate you. and bought you that computer too.
:)) i wish MY parents bought me stuff coz they hated me. i wish. darn it. life's not fair. (#(&@#
ya, and...
"you should study at some alternative 3rd rate B school."
you should. i honestly believe that if you can't fight them, you oughta join em :))
suggestions rite now off the top of me head >> IIPM. and yes, not the one in Hyd, the global HQ in Bombay. i like very much.
disadvantaged_coz_parents_not_buying_me_shit_
_coz_they_aint_hating_me_enuff.
boohoo
syko.
PS: and ya, keep going...yer providing us with lotsa entertainment. :))
27 Nov 2004, 8:06pm
oh wait! i may have misunderstood the nuances of written_englis there...i think that quote went "mebbe yer parents dont UNDERSTAND you...that's why they bought you that PC in the first place"
aaah! AAAAAH! full enlitenment washes over me like a bucket of muck upending on a big fat hog. AAAAAAH!
am_learning_so_many_things_today
thank_you
syko. :))
29 Nov 2004, 10:32am
Ha ha, looks like drp is getting the same crap he dishes out !!
Serves him right. I've seen some nasty crap he's put on others blogs.
29 Nov 2004, 10:34am
I agree.
Drp is really drp !
I'm glad someone decided to put him in his place.
29 Nov 2004, 7:15pm
HIIII to all of Fat Freddie's Cat's various avatars....running out of names are we now? :)) :))
this is some hilarious shit right here...
btw, if anyone missed out...MORE of the fun @ Ravi's blog....i'm like this celebrity now! 8-|
30 Nov 2004, 10:21pm
Uhm did someone say zit?
:-p
Those were fell of the chair funny.
Agree with syko, keep at it guys, the entertainment you're providing is hilarious!!