Lose 21 pounds in 21 days..
chotacyrus | 22 January 2005, 6:35am Lose 21 pounds in 21 days..
I`m pretty sure U must have heard of books with names similar to the title of this post.I`m also pretty sure U people didnt go ahead and purchase them.Isn`t that the reason why this catchy title has brought u here?:d Well,even I was lazy ..but then I went ahead and bought this book..and now my life has changed!
Lose 21 pounds in 21 days is an excellent book written by the world-famous
author Mr.Peter Dick.He is the personal trainer to several Hollywood celebrities like Madonna,Julia roberts et al.Christina Augilera has refused to work with him
for obvious reasons.Now abt the book..
The author starts of with the three basic facts of weight loss:
1).First begin with the easier things..and stay there till u master them.
2).Losing weight is easy.
3).Gaining weight is even more easy. < ?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
Then,the author beautifully explains how his clients went on to lose weight(well,almost):
1).J.roberts:Julia roberts,he says,was put on to a South beach diet.She was
progressing very well until she had to be hospitalized and administered Glucose.Peter Dick says that it was because Julia had 'exerted' herself too much during the shooting of a movie(which was banned in the US for the skinny show..oops skin show!).
2).Madonna..now Madonna put on lot of weight after becoming MAAdonaa.and this wasnt making our material girl happy!She,after consulting various people landed up at Mr.Peter`s clinic.Fearing that the South beach diet could have
an adverse effect on Madonna,he prescribed the great system of Yoga for her.Now that mr.dick didnt know a thing about Yoga,Madonna had to come all the way to India to learn Yoga.But she was smitten by the spirituality bug here..she loved the spirituality here..and then she slowly started loving the Sattvic Bhojan as well! She started gaining wt. and ppl were adressing her as grandMAAdonna.Well,she thot that she had enuf and decided to pack her bags and leave to the < ?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />
Now before U ppl start coming to conclusions abt Mr.Peter,let me tell u thatboth Roberts and Madonna were at fault.Mr.peter had actually warned the material girl about the spiritual traps here in India.And Julia....pls dont remind me of what she did.Had these two stuck to the regimen prescribed by the reknowned doctor,the doctor would have successfully treated 1000 patients by now.Now,I am the 999th patient.
Well,the third and the most important chapter of this book gives us 21 ways to lose 21 pounds..all in 21 days!I have been using these amazing techniques from the last 3 days..and believe me I have lost 3 pounds.Want to know all the secrets?Do u want to be the 1000th patient of Mr.Peter(discount offered to the 1000th patient or to the person who registers for the program before the 10th of December,2005..whatever happens earlier i.e)?For more info,get in touch with Pappu Pager or Munna Moblie(Manager,PD fitness clinic,India).or still better leave me a comment!
P.S:For children below the age of 12(yeah..the age limit has been reduced to 12 now)..Dick is the surname of Mr.Peter..u dont need to refer to the dictionary for it.
cheers,
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1. By suresh | 22 Jan 2005, 9:07am
How much does he charge for the entire program?pls let me know?:D.
lol..good post.keep writing
2. By Aish | 22 Jan 2005, 11:56pm
nice one buddy.. keeping goin.. fully faltoo
3. By cyrus | 23 Jan 2005, 9:13am
yeah sure ash..i usually write for the 3 people who read my blog..unfortunatelythe other 2 are sick and will not be able to read this..so u keep coming..:)