Potli baba and my girlfriends

chotacyrus | 25 January 2005, 1:54pm

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It was the bright morning of 31 March,1983.I woke up only to realise that I had turned 21.It was a wonderful feeling for me,but my parents were disappointed.They thought it was the right age for me to marry and were very disappointed at my inability to 'patao' girls.
In those days,I was in love with a lovely girl named Zeenat Aman.She was quite a bomb those days.But the problem was that she didnt love me.That was because she didnt see me on tv while I was watching her.She used to look at my brother then.Finally getting desparate,I decided to consult Potli baba.
Now it was a wonderful journey to the < ?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Himalayas..can write about it in another post.We finally reached the ashram of Potli baba and he was exactly like how our neighbour desribed..a Halo on his Head,charming face and eyes and above all a mind which knew about everything.I expressed my problem to him,but Potli baba being the omniscient already knew about it.He said'Arre pagle,love a girl with all the sincerity in the world,love will come back to you.'
I tried it,but it didnt work.Then I went back all the way to the Himalayas and sought his advice again.Babaji this time said'Arre pagle,it was ur luck that u didnt marry an actress.Go and love a girl who will love only u.Do not forget to be very dignified and act like a gentleman'.
I rushed back to Hyderabad and went on my first date..the name of the girl was Anuradha*.I was very dignified that day.Drank coffee without making noises,smiled at every possible oppurtunity,acted like a perfect gentleman.but this time,I flopped miserably because the girl thought that I was too meek a guy.Being polite and courteous didnt help and I soon found myself at babaji`s ashram again.

Babaji this time said 'Arre pagle,Mard ban,me a man'.This time I came back with twice the enthusiasm and I started trying to look 'manly'.I didnt shave for 3 months,consulted a doctor for a more 'manly' voice and ..I was ready for the date(Thanx to the friendly autowallahs here,I also learnt a few Hyderabadi abuses).The girl..Anuroopa* was apparently pissed off because of the long beard.But she being a really good girl decided to spend some time with me.
But when I took out the gift hidden in my long beard,she decided it was enough.
Well,even I decided it was enough and decided to consult Potli baba again..yeah,for the last time.I immediately left for his ashram.This time
he told me 'Arre pagle,yeh sab to mohmaya hain'.I was not happy with his advice but for some strange reason was convinced.I returned home and now spend my time writing fully faltoo blogs and reading some of the other fully faltoo blogs.no girls for me now.U people can suggest me anything?
love,
chotacyrus

*:The names have been concealed to protect the identities and also save them
further embarrasment.

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1. By Portuguese Man-Of-War | 25 Jan 2005, 2:54pm

LOL!!! Cool stuff!

2. By george | 28 Jan 2005, 8:29pm

1.Buy hand weapon
2.visit potli baba once more
3.fix weapon to his cranium..
4.ask him gently in a soothing voice to get it right this time.
5.press trigger.

try.. might get him more focussed and motivated

3. By raj | 28 Nov 2005, 9:17pm

hey cyrus it was wonderful. I want to see more like potli baba's .

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