I realize every year...Im not perfect!
Stand-Alone Dreamer | 4 February 2005, 10:16pmGod, I tell you, it was hard, really really hard, to type that with a straight face. Still, every year I devote my energies to being a better son, writer, brother, friend, driver, neighbor and so on... And 2005 will be no different. So, without further ado (and mostly because I hate writing introductory paragraphs..I wonder why people read 'em) I'll get into my resolutions for 2005.
...Sounds like a whisper...
*I will stop listening to the 'new breed' techno Indi pop songs. Seriously though, can we stop them before they release another album? That "Mere Piya Gaye Rangoon..." song is without a doubt, the single worst song I've ever heard. I quit...I've had it.
*I'm going to put an over-sized dent in the forehead of people who continue to tell me what a brilliant movie "Oceans Twelve" is. It's bloody not. I watched it. It sucked.
*I will stop making that face when people tell me; they want to do an MBA. You know the face. The same face you make when someone tells you they dropped out of high school.
*I will never play Super Selector ever again. For those who didn't know, one of my friends won it this time around. A girl. You should have seen the other guys there... You'd think we had just been through a terrorist attack. I'm not even joking. I'm questioning my faith in God even as we speak.
*I will adopt a dog, name it George Bush, and show him my 'prick' neighbour's house and whisper into his ears.. "Iraq; Iraq"... and hope in despair that symbolism might take its own course!
*I will stop referring to F1 as "Michael and some other assholes."
*I will support the campaign for Sonia Gandhi next time too, and hope Adolph Hitler comes back from the buried and runs against her, just so that I don't feel like there is lack of competition.
*I will stop running up to the American people around and scream: "Look! Here comes another tsunami! Flee Flee..."
*I will stop making pathetic jokes in the absolute worse taste. Even though I bet you laughed at the previous one.
*I will try to get in touch with my feminine side (and then feel its boobs..)
*I will start getting my blogs in - on time.
*I will tell gross lies about the punctuality of my blogs...
*I will...
...Will you?
Happy New Year, to everybody. And many more, or something.
Until my next bout of incorrigible madness and profound boredom, have a nice day.
Current Mood: Heroic
Current Music: Dont you know they are talking bout my resolutions...it sounds like a whisper...
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1. By Stupendous Man | 4 Feb 2005, 11:16pm
How I love to read your blog!
I totally enjoyed reading your resolutions. Each one made me either smirk, grin or laugh right out. It's like you're actually talking directly to me!
Happy New Year. :) Albeit, wishing you late!
2. By Stand-Alone Dreamer | 16 Feb 2005, 8:33pm
Thanks...for tolerating my junk and as a matter of fact; for appreciating them! Happy New Year to You Too!!
3. By Stupendous Man | 19 Feb 2005, 2:13pm
Hehe. I think I'm one of the few who read your blog that sincerely, eh?
Owe me one for that, atleast!!
4. By Stand-Alone Dreamer | 20 Feb 2005, 3:22am
Hmmm...Interesting that you do!
I never thot someone other than moi could ever read 'em..let alone appreciating them!
5. By Stupendous Man | 20 Feb 2005, 12:42pm
:) As a dear friend says..Now you know, now you're wiser.
6. By Stupendous Man | 20 Feb 2005, 11:56pm
:) The e-mail has a purpose. But I thought it a rather ingenuine name..
You've not really lost a reader..perhaps I'll be reading you, one amongst the very few fullhyd bloggers I do read (if I read many blogs, ie - and that's many 'read's in one sentence!). But keep me posted..about your..uh..posts. I seldom check the fullhyd blogs page these days.