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The Blogman

15 Feb, 2005 @ 6:40pm | General

I strongly resent this gentleman on the left hand corner of my screen.

He is the patron saint of the fully hyd blog community, go to the browse blog section he is there. He is standing next to his traffic light looking with a look that is totally open to intepretation.. there is a tinge of pity there is some irritation, there is definitely the "i'm watching you" look. There is also something of a beginning of a sneer.

He is caucasian between 22-26 yrs . european. possibly mediterranean. He needs either a haircut or some hair gel.

He looks like a nice guy, has a sad mouth, is probably sensitive with a squeaky voice.

what i dont like is.. why is he there?

He is always there and he sees everybody as they type in their blogs . As i write this..he is up there with his curiously piteous look. i dont want him there.. even if he is there i dont want him to be looking at me.

Everything was fine in the beginning.. i scarcely noticed him.. then one day while wondering what to write, i saw him there.. i saw him looking at me.. and its been a hunted feeling ever since.

I write in a sentence.. i look at him.. i note the censorship in his face.. i delete the sentence.

I write another sentence.. i look at him.. he seems to approve of this one.. i move to the next sentence.

This post i'm writing with my eyes squeezed so narrowly that i cant see him... but i know he is up there.

This is how perfectly sane people go paranoid.. how can u be ok when somebody is always watching u.

 

I call him the Blogman.. and the blogman is watching u



Current Mood: Worried
Current Music: AAP JAISA KOI




Comments

[No Subject] | Posted by blogman

hey... i like watching you.
i think you are cute. :)

@ 7:40pm, 15 Feb 2005

[No Subject] | Posted by Aran

Hilarious! Ab-so-lute-ly. :D

@ 10:07pm, 15 Feb 2005

[No Subject] | Posted by urbaap

You really suck. you better get married and have kids.thats your only solution. i am sure ur parents are wanting to get u married by now.dont waste ur life maaaaan.u seem to be the type who wakes up late everyday,reads a lot of books but goes nowhere.god help you!!

@ 9:30am, 24 Feb 2005

[No Subject] | Posted by kps

that was really funny.. now i'm getting haunted too :-)

@ 6:54pm, 8 May 2005
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