If I were to have an alternate life, PLEASE let me be either filthy rich or completely dumb.

Atleast that way, people won't have expectations from you.

I mean, this girl's results come up, she gets sumwhere around 86% (God bless her, and everyone...and ME!!!!!!!) and Mom's like..."Look at her! What about you! blah blah blah..."

I was completely pissed off....I didn't say bye to my mom while going off to college (you're neevr happy wid what I achieve!!!!), and remained in that mood, until I met up with a sod playing guitar, a person wid whom I went around collecting, copying, and submitting forms that God knows go where, and people fiddling around with invitations for some party. (Don't even ask me what I'm talking about....)

But sometime while going back home, I was like, well...maybe she had a point to say that wid me. Maybe all parents are like that...lite. I was just gonna go home and forget it all.

So I go home.

Sis - "Wazzup"

Mom - "She got 86% and was near top of class. Actually, she was an average student before. Her mom told me she improved a lot now. She studies everyday. Why don't you? and yes, what's going on in college??"

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HOLY MOTHER OF ALL GODS, If I were to have an alternate life.....