all about me, of course!
Anonymous Wisdom
allsmiles | 20 March, 2005 18:06
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountaintop.
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
Antonym- The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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me | 21/03/2005, 14:55
Thanks Vj. The boredom quote was quite an enlightening one to say the very least. :)
Among the list, I quite liked the one that relates to my job...I can say it any number of times: Computers are very
lousy actors.
Cheers! And have a terrific day :)
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Vj | 21/03/2005, 13:37
funtastic! :)
now that you are bored, it reminds me of a great line about boredom: "boredom is a very vital topic for the moralist, since more than half the sins of the world are committed due to the fear of it."
if boredom still persists, back it up on some disk somewhere (i especially liked the last line of wisdom in your list), lock the disk in a box, and throw the box in the middle of the pacific :)
have a great day!