"~ENZA~"

The PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER!

This is part of my charity efforts for teh year. I give you not only the receipe of the PGGB i even give you instructions on how to make teh earthly equivalent :)... who knows , who needs it.. where..

Enjoy and remember me before you say cheers :)

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

This is the original:

• Take juice from one bottle of Ol' janx spirit
• Pour one measure of water from the seas of santraginus
• Allow 3 cubes of arcturan mega-gin to melt into the mixture(it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost)
• Allow 4 litres of fallian marsh gas to bubble thru it
• Over a black spoon float a measure of qualactin hypermint extract
• Drop in the tooth of an algolian suntiger.
• Watch it dissolve spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink
• Sprinkle zamphuor
• Add an olive.
  
  drink....but...very carefully
  
  and here is the earthly near equivalent:-
• Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.
• Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.
• Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.
• Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradua Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.
• Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life.
• Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk.
• Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.
• If this many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are too many for the number of people you think you are, mix together the following amounts of ingredients as described above for a single serving.
  1 oz. EverClear
  4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
  4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey
  2 oz. Herredura Tequila
  5 oz. Rum
  1 worm from bottle of Mezcla
  2 oz. Gatorade

This makes one approximately 18 ounce Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The reason this drink seems so large is that Zaphod Beeblebrox has two heads, so when he created it, it came out to 9 ounces per head, so both were happy.
Before drinking, eat one olive to create a sweetness in it which is not there.

Drink very, very extremely carefully at your own risk, and remember where your towel is (if you can).

Enjoy :))