Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat
Ping!
black_wizard | 15 May, 2005 09:15
Clouds turn into bugs bunny, lollypops, Saladin's turban, a B.C. Warlock, which is one of my favourite guitars, and even Gandalf's beard. PING!
The neon sign which says 'NIAGRA' seems appealing and trippy.Hunger is the feeling of the moment, but i remember that my wallet is devoid of a certain bit of paper with bapuji's shiny and trippy bald head printed on it. Overanalysis hapenning... not good... PING!
I get back home, switch on the idiot box, surf through channels and shite!!! Are the flouroscent green channel numbers trippy or what!!! Flick... 27... flick... 28... flick 29... flick...30... flick flick flick. Multiple Flicking Disorder... PING!
I now dare myself to push myself to the limit. To do the unthinkable. To do what no sane man has done before. To take up a mamoth task, a challenge challenge rather, so impossible, so bizarre, so... so... shite... I lost my train of thought... PING!
Aiyyo, what was i saying? Cant remember... ah yes... so bizarre that jaws would drop and eyeballs would pop out. The task is to watch the KEkta Kapoor soap called Kashish or Kapish or something as insignificant as the male chatacters in her soaps. Kashish walks in. My sister tells me her eyes are pretty. I beg to differ. Her eyes , if you please, are trippy. They were blue a second ago. Now they turn pink, now green and now red. Notice how the retina turns purple. Now it looks like the fiery eye of Sauron which glares at me with utmost scorn. Damn... If looks could kill! PING!
To comprehend the intricate(???) storyline, i realise, is futile. Apparently some dude is some old fart's bastard, a result of sleeping with some page three slut. Everybody knows how bastards come into being, so take lite. And then, from nowhere, Tulsi walks into Kashish's room. PING!
Confusion prevails.
The next thing I remember is a butterscotch cornetto. Where it came from i know not, but, it definitely is in my hand and I sinking my teeth into it. I trace the path of the cold blob of ice cream but i lose track of it somewhere between the oesophagus and... well... some other part of my oesophagus. Kreegah!
I now try to play my Doors CD but the player is being a biyatch... I later realise that it is a cup holder... Double PING!
I walk onto the lush green lawn... the gardner has done his job well... I see pearls, tiny pearls glittering... ... the sight is... well... trippy. The sky is tinged(yes... tinged) with Cadbury's Gems. Bond... Gems Bond... (Zonked I say!). Ah... what a beautiful day.
INFERENCE: In life, everything is beautiful because it is trippy.
I read this somewhere- The song In A Gadda Da Vidda by Iron Butterfly, later cover by Slayer on Undisputed Attitude, was actually supposed to be 'In The Garden Of Eden'. The singer was smashed beyond recognition, hence 'In A Gadda Da Vidda'... PING!
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chotacyrus | 15/05/2005, 20:24
"I now try to play my Doors CD but the player is being a biyatch... I later realise that it is a cup holder... Double PING!"
LOL!!good one this!keep blogging:).
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The God | 16/05/2005, 10:41
lol! good going Wizzy! everytime u go on a 'trip' do try to write!!!!
:-D
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Akhil | 16/05/2005, 10:46
Good one BW.
May b u shd. watch more of the Ekta Kapoor stuff ;-)
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rock_26iin | 16/05/2005, 21:13
rockin good stuff or shud i say rockin trippy stuff??
keep going, keep goin! Dhoolpet zindabad!!
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romu | 04/06/2005, 22:58
Zonked!! HAHHAHAHA Iam not!
PS: rock_26in , kid,dhoolpet, ? :-O
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Neurotron | 28/07/2005, 14:31
hilarious!
Ahem. "shown the door" is a little harsh, and maybe just a bit unfair, no? Both sides had reasons - I know mine for sure!
I hear good things of you from our common friend...maybe our paths cross soon, eh Wizard?
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-:-PhAT-:- | 15/05/2005, 10:27
OoOOo..oesophagus..big word.yaaaaar watch kkusum.thrz this one hot guy in it..turns me onn =P..i wanna do hookah!!!!!!!!