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Karma And Milk Packets

Posted by Dude of Wellington | 28/05/2005 02:47

Heed my words lest u shall suffer as i did.

When someone laments over his/her lamentable situation what ever it might be dont ever
1) Say "Man something like that will never happen to me."
2) "Im sorry ur not as lucky as me"
3) And most definitely donot point and laugh like a maniac rolling on the ground

Coz its gonna come back and bite u in the ass(yup a jaws sized bite). So why the pearls of wisdom u wonder. patience my dumb apprentice, all shall be revealed...

So the other day i was chilling with this dude im tight with and



Dude: dude im like so pissed.

Me: Dude like why?

Dude: Its my PC at home, cause of the summer n all it gets like so hot every 15 minutes that it gets stuck.

Me: U mean like reboot me every 15 mins kinda stuck.

Dude: Pretty much.

Me: (im laughing at him like a maniac and well just being mean)

Dude: Yeah Yeah laugh(yup jaws is sharpening its teeth)

Me: Dude phoebs(my pc) on the other hand doesnt even know what hot is. Dont worry its not ur fault some people are destined to suffer.(then more laughing and pointing ensued.)


A couple hours later i startup phoebs and am like channel surfing while she boots up. After abt like 20 mins of surfing through 100 channels i realise we needed more channels. So me goes back to phoebs only to see she is stuck, me thinks it a fluke and reboots. Five minutes later she's stuck again but only this time her speakers decide they are some kinda operatic solo performers and let out this high pitched noise which is why i guess there is this huge crack in my window, and the cycle goes on.....

Reboot - 300 seconds - high pitched siren
Reboot - 300 seconds - high pitched siren
Reboot - 300 seconds - high pitched siren

After a 3,042,063 times of this i realised something might be wrong.

Cut to next day...

Me: Dude its not funny......
Dude: yes its not funny its hilarious(laughing, pointing, rolling and weirder still armpit farts)

89 seconds later i decide there is no way i can go on like this, i had to watch all the 5 star wars movies before sith comes out on the 20th and there was no way this would happen if i had to reboot 37 zillion times. Late that night as i was laying in bed plotting to extort choclates from my sister, i hit upon a gr8 idea(Note: All gr8 ideas come when ur shceming to obtain fatty foods). So i sneaked in the dark to the icebox(the refrigerator to all of you living in the stoneage) and made away with 2 frozen packets of milk(the perfect crime).
A clear descendant of einstien that i am, i went on to place the packets on phoebs and lo i had created my self 20bucks worth of heat exchange system, runnin time 2 hrs 23 minutes. After 2 hrs and 23 mins the milk was restored to its icey slumber. And so this continued every night.

late night - sneaking - kidnapping milk packets - 2hrs 23mins of star wars
late night - sneaking - kidnapping milk packets - 2hrs 23mins of star wars
late night - sneaking - kidnapping milk packets - 2hrs 23mins of star wars

cut to a week later

granma: u know something is wrong with the icebox the deepfreezer doesnt seem to be working
Me: Dude why do u say that(yup i call everyone dude, yup i know its annoying)
granma: The milk doesnt freeze overnight.

Me: uh!oh! they are onto me...........

Current Mood: Screwed
Current Music: Runaway Train


Comments

  1. Posted by Portuguese Man-Of-War
    28 May 2005, 9:07pm

    LOL!!! Great first post! Keep posting!

  2. Posted by drp
    29 May 2005, 12:56am

    dude.

    your PC has a name? :|

    daym.

    welcome to geekdom. :D

    :-"

    Payne

  3. Posted by hihosilver
    29 May 2005, 10:41am

    lol. you sound like perfect company for a vela afternoon in the college canteen. keep em coming!

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