no they arnt... i love my two pinnis to bits .. they are my buffer against the harsh world... they protect me from the wild moods of nature ( read parents ).. but now they've screwed me over nice and good...
i'd spent all day yesterday at an aunts place, sitting around doing nothing ... they have a nice tv and a ps2 ...so go figure ... had a good time and then i get back home ... my mum's all worked up .. my aunt's called home and they've had a "long discussion" about me .. basically its time i get a grip on life and start doing something useful .. so my uncle's going to get me a job and i have to start real soon ..
fuck!! i was counting upon my general unemployableness to enable me to continue my lazing around till i get to that ms place and then i thot id continue doing there where i left off here .. no more ... been stabbed in the back by the ppl id sell my soul for .. my aunts ...damn
i think id escape real work if i go join some call center or something .. dell and de-toilet should have openings right ....
this get-a-job-now thing ties in with what happened a few days back ... id gone to bangy a few weeks back ...to meet some friends ... had a wild time etc etc .. one of my dickhead friends there (im going to break his scrawny neck i fucking swear) decides it would be hilarious to stash a condom in my wallet and have someone find it .. y'know , some chick here rifling through the wallet would find it , and much awkwardness and uncomfortable twitching would ensue ... haha ..
now my wallet is full of utter shit .. its got everything in it but fucking cash .. so i didnt really notice...
so my mum was searching thru it , looking for some phone number , and she found the condom ... and she freaked out .. didnt call me out on it then and there .. saying what the fuck is going on, tell me all ...
she instead stewed inside , thinking her little ladla is getting "spoilt" as well as lazy .. so all this erupted out a few days back .. she wanted to know if i "move with friends who womanize"!! it would have been funny if it would have been anyone else but my mum.
now i wish i were the kinda guy who'd need to carry around a ks in his wallet , y'know ,just in case.. im not.my gf freaked as well ,when i called her and told her , saying she could never ever look my mum in the eye now.so that joke worked out better than that buttface hoped for, i guess.

so basically now my mum and my aunts are gunning for my ass to get out and earn some money... sucks



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