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Why some women are brainy

Lifeaholic | 7 November 2005, 7:24pm

Continued from 6/11/05

The discovery and development of the brain coincided with the discovery of a certain jelly like substance which tore the Bodies apart into 2 factions - those that wanted the Brain and those who wanted the Jelly. This was a defining moment in the history of the Uterus civilisation.

The Jelly went on to be named Silicon after much deliberation by all those who chose not to have a Brain. Silicon, being a naturally ocurring substance, was well accepted by all the Bodies that chose it. The matter of the Brain was however complicated. The Uterii and Brains of over 90% of the population reacted and sprouted characteristics called Jealousy and Manipulation. These Mutant Brains were inherently incapable of logic and operated on a high index of suspicion.

The Mutant Brains, as all mutant brains do, began plans for world domination. As mathematical equations required logic, they captured some of the Normal Brains for the invention of Space travel. Cooperation was sought with the use of large silicon filled needles aimed at appropriate places.

Space travel, it was told to the Normal Brains, was mainly a measure to deport the Silicon bodies. The Silicons were convinced (by the origination of a highly effective form of mis-communication also known as Gossip) that the silicon mines of Venus were about to run out.

This was the beginning of plotting.

The Mutant Brains went on to convince the Silicons that the nearest Silicon depository was on a promised land called Earth, where the silicon mines were abundant, and whose 'Beaches' would ensure that silicon was appreciated. And so, the first great expedition for SOS (Save our silicon) was launched into space.

With a time-bomb on board.

The Silicons had only 10 hours to live. Will we ever have the pleasure of seeing silicon on a beach?

To be continued

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