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Calvin, soul bruvva...

Neurotron | 25 May 2004, 1:13pm

Holy Crap - it just does not get better than Calvin.

I was just reading a whole lot of Calvin quotes on another blog and I would sorely like to put them up here too, but...
On second thought, I will.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
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Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.
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If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
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The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life.
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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles!
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for?
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!
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If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
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Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
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This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen
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You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
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YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!
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From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
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I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life .... Procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak.
Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
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Is it a right to remain ignorant?
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...
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What's the point of wearing your favourite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
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My life needs a rewind/erase button.

This shit is just too funny. I've read them many times, but every time, I find a new angle and I'm rolling with laughter.
Well, rolling as much as is possible sitting upright in my chair at an office filled with the non-Calvin-initiated. Sadly, there wouldn't be a point to initiating them anyway...

Sighhhhh....poor souls.



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  1. 1. By Aran  |  25 May 2004, 2:13pm

    Ohh Wowwwwww! You're now my favourite person of the day, the week, the...
    Absolutely LOVE Calvin too and get a daily Calvin comic strip in my mail. :D
    mmmmmuuuaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


  2. 2. By MLS  |  25 May 2004, 2:33pm

    Congratulations on postin something that actually made me read (or even want to) it to the end :P.

    I hope this would be enough baptize some into the Calvin world. :)

    And yes Calvin n Hobbes is something i can read "n" number of times and can never tire :)


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