29 Mar 2006, 8:37pm
When you know what I hate...
Posted by Script Writer | Category [ General ]Comments (34) | Trackbacks (0)
Note: This post is a take on MAD (Making Americans Dumber). If the only images that MAD conjures up in your head are those of a certain Mrs. Nene, then congratulations. You are a hormonally active heterosexual male or a hormonally active homosexual female. Either way, you are not frigid.
You know what I hate? The bit of skin that chafes off the sides of my thumb! I pull and pull at it, hoping it will go away till I have no skin left right up to my shoulders. You know what I hate? Country music! I don't know what country it is from, but it sure is not mine. You know what I hate? Multiple posts made on the same blog in a day! Especially, when I make a post on mine, and the multi-post blog displaces mine from the home page, not even giving me prime real estate space for 3 hours.
You know what I hate? The toilet seat left down! Woman, putting it back up is not rocket science - it is just good manners. You know what I hate? Friends on messenger when I have loads to do! If friends in need are friends indeed, they should be around when I have nothing to do. You know what I hate? Trying too hard for anything! If human beings were supposed to work hard then they would be the one pulling the carts while bullocks rode in them.
You know what I hate? That token stutterer in all low-budget movies! Merely looking at a stutterer is not funny anymore. You know what I hate? Remix albums! At this rate, they will be remixing the National Anthem next. You know what I hate? The hot chick at the airport that frisks the man who uses any 'macho' product! The hands that frisk me always belong to some pot-bellied officer.
You know what I hate? Waking up with a stubble! I sure did not go to bed with one. You know what I hate? TV shopping ads that make you lose half-an-inch in two hours! If I use the product for half a week then I should disappear altogether. You know what I hate? When my underwear rides really really really high up my ass! Oh wait, may be I like that.
You know what I love? This blog! Need I say more?
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Hemant Kumar - Na Tum Humein Jaano
You know what I hate? The bit of skin that chafes off the sides of my thumb! I pull and pull at it, hoping it will go away till I have no skin left right up to my shoulders. You know what I hate? Country music! I don't know what country it is from, but it sure is not mine. You know what I hate? Multiple posts made on the same blog in a day! Especially, when I make a post on mine, and the multi-post blog displaces mine from the home page, not even giving me prime real estate space for 3 hours.
You know what I hate? The toilet seat left down! Woman, putting it back up is not rocket science - it is just good manners. You know what I hate? Friends on messenger when I have loads to do! If friends in need are friends indeed, they should be around when I have nothing to do. You know what I hate? Trying too hard for anything! If human beings were supposed to work hard then they would be the one pulling the carts while bullocks rode in them.
You know what I hate? That token stutterer in all low-budget movies! Merely looking at a stutterer is not funny anymore. You know what I hate? Remix albums! At this rate, they will be remixing the National Anthem next. You know what I hate? The hot chick at the airport that frisks the man who uses any 'macho' product! The hands that frisk me always belong to some pot-bellied officer.
You know what I hate? Waking up with a stubble! I sure did not go to bed with one. You know what I hate? TV shopping ads that make you lose half-an-inch in two hours! If I use the product for half a week then I should disappear altogether. You know what I hate? When my underwear rides really really really high up my ass! Oh wait, may be I like that.
You know what I love? This blog! Need I say more?
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Hemant Kumar - Na Tum Humein Jaano
29 Mar 2006, 9:50pm
rotflmao.... And that is all im gonna do coz im luving this!
29 Mar 2006, 9:59pm
This one has me stumped Scripto. I don't even know what to comment about. So it's just an 'I was here' type thing I give you. That's about it. :|
29 Mar 2006, 10:07pm
June, thank you.
Aran, isn't it only fair that I get to stump instead of being stumped, like the last time around?
29 Mar 2006, 10:10pm
Yep. This round was yours. :D
29 Mar 2006, 10:11pm
But don't celebrate rigt now. Wait till Twigrl gets here.
30 Mar 2006, 12:47am
hehheheheh, oh you are funny! i love this post.
30 Mar 2006, 1:12am
Twigrl, thank you. Thanks a few million tons!
Aran, am I allowed to do a celebration jig now that Twigrl totally loves this post of mine?
30 Mar 2006, 4:55am
Damn! Okay, fine. You may.
30 Mar 2006, 10:58am
couldn't you have done away with the gloom stamp???
30 Mar 2006, 11:36am
*hee hee hee at Aran*
s, let me put it this way. Can you do away with the cool mountain breeze when you are up in the Himalayas or the, more familiar :p, Alps?
30 Mar 2006, 12:40pm
Are we talking Mount Blanc? *shocked s*
ps: could do away with em mountains all together... hehehe
30 Mar 2006, 4:25pm
i saw MAD and recollected "Alfred E Neuman" - now is there a category i wud fall into ;)
30 Mar 2006, 9:19pm
omg! did you read the bbcnews today it said "Homosexuality is illegal in India and can carry a 10-year sentence." the shocking part is 10yrs! for what? for being born that way? its insane.
30 Mar 2006, 10:33pm
s, nope. I was referring to the setting where a certain someone in a red ski suit was floored by a very good-looking instructor.
Cartman, yes. That of knowing what is good and being happy simply to see it, and not peruse it. Duh!
Twigrl, not just homosexuality, oral sex, anal sex, and sex in the non-missionary position is illegal in India. But your point is?
31 Mar 2006, 1:37am
Mr. Writer, my point is simple and clear, go read the comment again. Thanks for informing me of all that is illegal when it comes to love making in the Indian legal system, it help clarified one question I had for you but was a lil hesitant to ask- Why you were so fascinated with homosexuality? Now I see looks like you did an extensive research on Indian legal system, sex and homosexuality, so as not to break the law. Thanks!:)
31 Mar 2006, 7:52am
Twigrl, even though I detest from divulging anything personal about me, this one time I will make an exception.
I am not fascinated by homosexuality or heterosexuality or bisexuality. I consider all three of them equally natural. Please read that statement again. I have mentioned both homosexuality and heterosexuality in the same breath. Where is the fascination?
2 Apr 2006, 3:16am
Scripto, even though you might 'detest' divulging information about yourself, I think you 'desist' in this particular case. ;)
2 Apr 2006, 10:42pm
'Poteto'. 'Pataato'. Same difference.
3 Apr 2006, 12:47pm
ugh! for a change, it was about the quality of teaching, not looks!!!
3 Apr 2006, 3:57pm
Again. 'Poteto'. 'Pataato'. Same difference. :p
Besides, I am not sure 'quality of the teaching' was conveyed at the time.
3 Apr 2006, 3:59pm
And, s. You have done something that Aran accuses me of doing with elan - ignoring the main point of the comment.
The instructor was not important. Neither was the red suit. The environs were.
3 Apr 2006, 11:35pm
I don't know why and where this is coming from but I don't like you anymore MR. Writer. You are Baaaaaddd!
4 Apr 2006, 11:10am
Mont Blanc, Mount Blank. Same difference. :P
4 Apr 2006, 9:36pm
Twigrl, I don't know how to react to that statement. But I do want to ask you one thing. What did I do?
17 Apr 2006, 10:02pm
forget it. Nothing!
18 Apr 2006, 10:12am
Okay. But nothing what? Is it nothing that made you hate me or is the whole business nothing since you don't hate me anymore?
18 Apr 2006, 8:15pm
first, I said I don't like you not I hate you...its takes a lot to hate someone. Nothing! in sense that its doesn't matter anymore, I am over the frustration period, no point in talking about it anymore. NOTHING MEANS LETS JUST DROP IT BEFORE I GET MAD AGAIN!
18 Apr 2006, 9:52pm
Point taken!
*Backs off a furlong*
PS: It always gives me a kick when I use the term 'furlong'. Makes me all nostalgic.
19 Apr 2006, 8:09am
hu what? furlong-nostalgic! makes no sense to me-unless you are willing to narrate a story.
19 Apr 2006, 11:00am
I think he'd always be ready to narrate a story. At least you don't hate him. I thought I'd have to offer him my shoulder to cry on for all of eternity, but now it's okay.