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how-not-to-blog

allsmiles | 28 May, 2004 12:33

Like you all know I am a novice blogger. Never claimed to be a seasoned one. My flair for writing (leave alone creative writing) has always been pathetic. Always watched the pen fall asleep while writing any essays..felt more like penning lousy lullabys. Dont need a pen to blog Phew!

I keep reading a few blogs here and there, watch people jumper abouter on a whole lotta topics viz cribs bout broken affairs, guys with noodle straps ...er G-strings, pink slips, out n out kill-billing, hits n 'misses', bitches, special characters (&%^$(!#), personal dimensions (ones angels are often oblivious to), prevengeful insights, Self-imprisonment, miss-manazement, travelogues, Indian belles in Italy, lustful wandering, open loins, hateful treatments..... why to not blog seemed a pretty pointless question. [If I left out any of your blogs, take comfort in the fact, glory is fleeting obscurity is forever.]

Since I made up my mind to blog anyway, How not to blog seemed a more relevant qn. Oh yeah as if a novice would be some authority you might ask. But let me tell you, what seems like a shortcoming in the experience dept would be more than compensated in the enthu. Since I have joined the tribe and am commited to the cause here's my two cents:

1) Blogging is often confused for Dissing
There sure is a very thin line dividing the two. And there is a feature called Comments that's specifically created with dissing in mind. And you dont like what a blogger writes, diss him/her on his/her own site. Dont waste your precious blog space.

2) Bloggers are in no way obliged to please the readers.
Bloggers, you are free to do what you like keep it empty, add a few incoherent and unconnected lines...do your typing exercise and call it a new form of literature, your call. And readers, you dont like what a blogger writes, miff him/her and use your discretion to skip reading the next post and save precious time. And bloggers can still go about doing their own thing ...

Finally here's to *raises a toast*  Blogkind. Peace!

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ar | 28/05/2004, 13:33

Wooooohhhhhoooooooooo.... the desertrose is finally spitting thorns... yeeeaahhh baby..... you tell em girl.... completely agree with you on the dissin people on their own blogs... point in case that faggoty vj..... damn two cents is gonna be moe like a million fuckin bucks..... love it when meek becomes creep.... "Bloggers are in no way obliged to please the readers".. that one line sums up ma view on the whole goddamn blogging shit..... lovin ya sista....

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