2 Jun 2004, 1:16pm
When I receive an answer
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It happened to me last night. As I lay on my cot listening to the constant whir of the ceiling fan, trying to keep whatever heat it could out, it suddenly hit me. Just out of the blue I had found the answer to one of the most profound questions dogging mankind from time immemorial.
I say time immemorial because to most of us anything that happened before our existence is meaningless. That does not really apply to me because I have been existing ever since the big bang. How and why I cannot reveal. It could throw the entire cosmos into chaos.
Anyway, the question. On hindsight, and hindsight is a wonderful thing because everything appears so much simpler then, it does not appear as profound. But, then that is always the case. When you were a year old, your first step was an achievement. Now you just take it for granted.
So, what is that question? Really, if you have not been able to fathom it yet I am sorry to say that your future does not hold a lot of promise. I see dark clouds hovering over you. Beware of that silver lining. It might just be that bolt of lightning.
Putting all speculation to rest (Hah, like any of you was speculating! I don't hold that against you. It is not your fault that you were born dumb.) we return to the matter at hand. Be warned. This is no ordinary matter.
Why is it that people blog? No, that is not the question. The answer to this is simple enough. They need an outlet for their creativity and since Penguin Books won't give them that fullhyd.com is the next best thing. What is mysterious, that is up until I solved it, is what makes people read them.
One word. Free. People would take anything that is free. Don't believe me? You read this post, didn't you? And it was an utter piece of crap!
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Material Girl
2 Jun 2004, 2:16pm
Surely an old and wise soul, such as yourself, with an obviously superior intellect could glean that the factor of correlation between the fact that this post was utter crap and the fact that it was free is...
Zip.
2 Jun 2004, 3:49pm
Zip??? Did you mean to say zip? Or did you mean to say something else?
2 Jun 2004, 4:37pm
Zip, zilch, zero, none, cipher, nada...
2 Jun 2004, 4:51pm
Oh? Showing off our vocab, are we? Here is for you: NeuROtron is a nimrod/peabrain/butthead/nincompoop/dimwit...
2 Jun 2004, 5:25pm
Look at the claws on this one, Ma! Ooohhh..confrontational...bring it on sugah.
By the way, try not to use 'vocab' in one of your 'scripts' just yet. Try to figure out the rest of the alphabets in the word first.
2 Jun 2004, 5:28pm
And please do let us know when you pass from Class 6 - your little rant looks and sounds like bathroom graffiti.
2 Jun 2004, 5:30pm
Finally, jokes apart, I thought someone with your intelligence would be above this sort of thing. Read my first comment carefully. It was only meant as a friendly jibe.
Try not to take yourself so seriously.
2 Jun 2004, 5:34pm
Duh, Neurotron!!! Of all people it had to be you! What I said was just a friendly jibe. Don't read anything into it. I don't. I thought all this was all in good spirit. I suppose you concur?
2 Jun 2004, 6:00pm
I guess we'll have to start putting emoticons (damn) at the ends of sentences to make sure we 'get' each other, eh? 'Cos it ain't workin' this way...
2 Jun 2004, 6:10pm
Or, better still, to avoid extra effort each time, just end each 'serious' comment with S! :)
2 Jun 2004, 10:17pm
You mean some comments can be taken seriously too? Wow! You opened another new world to me. :D
3 Jun 2004, 12:50am
Aran, who opened a new world to you?
3 Jun 2004, 10:29am
There's a clue in 'another'.
3 Jun 2004, 12:16pm
Aran, in that case, you are mistaken yet again.
4 Jun 2004, 10:20am
Enlighten me.
4 Jun 2004, 12:26pm
This time, it is my turn to let it be.
5 Jun 2004, 10:20am
Your turn? But I didn't have mine yet. I didn't let it be, did I?
5 Jun 2004, 7:04pm
Good point. But, you would have let it be had I not hit you where it hurt most!
6 Jun 2004, 3:17am
So you could have let it be if I hadn't asked you. Now that I have, out with it. :)
6 Jun 2004, 12:41pm
There is a clue in Neurotron's comment. I know you can figure it out.
6 Jun 2004, 1:39pm
Yeah, right.