Back, Not Necessarily in Black...
Stand-Alone Dreamer | 15 February 2007, 8:22pmWe all know what it's like to suffer withdrawal symptoms. Whether you're giving up cigarettes, alcohol or girl-friends, the pain of giving up your favorite fix can be difficult to handle. With this in mind, it is my rehabit-forming pleasure to announce the return of Shadows. Don't act like you haven't been sitting in the fetal position for the past 10 months, shaking and sobbing intermittently. I know I left you high and dry, baby, but don't worry, I won't leave you again. I promise.
First, I suppose I owe you an explanation. I changed my job, my city, my car, my girl-friend, my hair style... No no no... I was not arrested. I just wanted to hide somewhere. Now I show up wearing a fur coat and carrying a diamond-topped cane.
I am in a "non-violent" city living with non-violent people, except that by "non-violent," they mean, "fall asleep at your own risk."
A lot of gambling went on during my self-imposed exile, and because I'm pretty good at poker, I was able to ensure that a lot of people were in debt to me. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't out to collect a fortune, but I found that by forgiving certain debts, I'd earned the protection of the right people. And at last I breathed a sigh of relief. By keeping my head down, I actually could spent more than two months in this city. I was able to convince the world that my internet writings were not only a stable source of income, but also a positive contribution to society. Which just goes to show, the world will just about believe anything.
But I don't want to dwell on the past. Allow me to take a look around, and see what I've missed here at FULLHYD. Other than the obvious things,like "earn from home" blogs and a deep decline in the popularity of 'hunt4myspace'; D Raw El Payne is still clicking away to glory and impersonating a 'writer. Good to see some things never change. I've also just learned that some guys have retired and went on to get a life. What this really means is that they are out of ideas, something you guys would have noticed since my second article.
And there are a few new guys. These days it's probably hard to write comically about sports, politics, body-building and sex. it's actually impossible.
Now that I'm back, Do not take to the street in a spontaneous show of how much you missed me. Resist the urge to riot joyously. However, you do have my permission to get wasted in whatever manner you like best. When you sober up, I'll still be here.
Current Mood: Sloshed
Current Music: I Fought the Law
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1. By worldly citizen | 16 Feb 2007, 6:43pm
its a relief to have you back, you are too good to be forgotten!
Welcome back, and don't leave us again. :)